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JOKES - Are they a thing of the Past - Part 3

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WhenDanMetHelen · 01/10/2022 10:46

Ken Dodd …
”Honolulu: it’s got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.”

“Fifty-five years in show business, ladies and gentlemen. That’s a hell of a long time to wait for a laugh.”

“My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, ‘Is this a joke?’.”

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WhenDanMetHelen · 01/10/2022 10:52

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InNeedOfLaughter · 01/10/2022 13:59

Blimey @WhenDanMetHelen you mustn’t start too many posts - people might start laughing at jokes and where would we be if that happened?

ITV and BBC News are so busy spreading doom and gloom that if anyone suddenly started getting relief from a funny joke that might be the end of civilisation as we know it and cause offence to narrow minded liberals and cancel culturists -

there’s a few of them working at Mumsnet - I expect this account will be be banned soon by the Candles and Sandles brigade! Have a nice life now 😴 💤

”My wife served up an evening meal the other day and it was so foul, I gave it to the dog and he had to lick his bottom to take the taste away!” (Bob Monkhouse)

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