It's ridiculous to say there are no jokes any more and no one has a sense of humour.
There is a lot of good comedy around now; and there was plenty of non-offensive comedy in the 70s and 80s. Delighted to see Dave Allen mentioned, and The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town!
Some old fashioned victimless jokes that have made me smile:
I entered ten puns in a contest hoping one would win.
No pun in ten did.
Two wind turbines are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favourite kind of music?’
The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
How much space was freed in the EU after Brexit?
Approximately 1 GB.
I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life."
But John came 5th and won a toaster.
To whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I'm going to make you pay!
You have my Word
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
“Oops!”
I own the world’s worst thesaurus.
Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
If I had 50p for every maths test I'd failed, I’d have £6.30 now.
I can say it's a fascist state if I want to... it's a free country!
😁