To think I should self medicate with cake after this?

[ColinRobinsonsfamiliar]

For the love of Jesus and the wee donkey!

when you drag the Dyson upstairs, vacuum the bedrooms, landing, stairs, sweating your head off.
Put Dyson away, in cupboard downstairs having to wrangle with mops and brooms and ironing boards that all fall out ever time you open the bastard cupboard..
One last admiring look at your lovely clean stripes in your carpets..
Have a lovely shower (cleaning it at the same time) then..

Take a clean T shirt out of the drawer, that’s inside out, turn it the right way to have a volcanic confetti shower of tissue or paper that it’s been fucking washed with all over freshly Dysoned bedroom carpet.

Fuuuuuck.
Cake? No cake?

Have cake.

Cake xx

Have cake then sort your cupboard out.

I knew you would have my back. 😊
sisterhood x

no cake. There are better ways to deal with minor frustrations.

😱 Robin are you my mother….

ladykenya whaaaat?!
no there most certainly are NOT!

Cake (and coffee to wash it down 👍)

I think @LadyKenya might be right, this is certainly "spa weekend" level.

😂

Oh. Hadn’t thought of that.
Spa weekend you say…

I do feel THAT embittered by this Sunday morning occuramce that it may well be the only thing for it.

They serve cake at Spa weekends right?

Also, what's the longest you're able to go without washing a tissue? I seem to manage about 6 months, then I become complacement. It last happened to me about a month ago so I'm checking pockets both on the way to put the item in the laundry basket and then again before putting the item in the wash. Feckin tissues.

That they do @ColinRobinsonsfamiliar !

the problem with cake is the crumbs. You must eat it very carefully to avoid more cleaning up.

I check my washing at least three times, but somehow a blasted tissue always seems to get in with a black wash.
So I suggest cake and gin!

Chocolate victoria sponge, preferably home made, fresh cream in the middle topped with real Cadbury chocolate.
You must eat the whole cake
That is an order

A reason is never needed for cake.

What sort of cake?

Spa weekend isn't a treat, it's a punishment. Definitely cake

BIG slice of cake op. Preferably at a nice coffee shop with nice coffee too 😁

Definitely cake, but @SoupDragon makes a very good point re crumbs!

All of the cake. Definitely .

Cake is always the answer. That and ice cream.

Oh you’ll burn the calories off re vacuuming surely 😂.