Once a day is enough for my wife but I'd like to do it more often. Feeling frustrated, AIBU to look elsewhere?

[ScratchMyItch]

We usually go to bed about midnight and do it then. Normally it takes me 10-15 minutes but sometimes it takes a bit longer for my wife to finish.

Then I have to wait almost a full day before I can get my needs met again!

It's starting to get me down :(

YABU - Learn to show some restraint, once a day is fine.
YANBU - We all have different needs. You're perfectly entitled to go elsewhere to get your Wordle needs met!

I'm guessing you're a masochist too?

Try it in a different language.

Is it as satisfying doing it by yourself though? I mean, why get married?

Cuntle is excellent. If you combine it with Mornington Crescent you'll arrive at Cockfosters in no time.

LTB

Haha, a lesson in the importance of completely reading TFP! @ScratchMyItch lol

@littlepeas sorry I didn't realise it went down! And assumed the 'school' comment just thought the joke was bad 😂

But thanks to this thread I now know waffle, which I love already!

Sedecordle will blow your mind. 16 wordles all at once!

Damn. I've already done it today and now you've made me want to do it again.

Sedecordle

Redactle!

What about Fyvaa? Bluedle (Bluey themed)? Squareword and Four Word Grid. Plus Septle...

Octordle (8) and Sedecordle (16) now have options where you have to solve the grids in order.

And of course, if you really can't get enough, there's 64ordle.au (64 grids, 70 lines)

(I do wordle in the middle of the night, 100% on 236 streak, then Word Hurdle, Septle, Squareword and Four Word Grid in the morning. 64ordle after lunch. Dordle, quordle, octordle, sedecordle and duotrigordle before bed. Yay ADHD!)

Sementle, surely ?

Quordle has practice grids as well as the daily. There’s also Crosswordle and PlusWord.

This is a piss take

Stop fiddling about with puzzles and make passionate love to your DW

🤦🏻‍♀️ Lol ok you got me 😂😂😂

Max 5 though i don't always finish

have you tried Tuble? I can't even be arsed to do it, but if you want your midnight session to last longer and be more challenging, you might like it

@sleepygal,

I would say:
"Pathetic, must try harder"
to
@ScratchMyItch, as I can't find any humour in this.

He or she really needs to
'up their game',
no matter what they were expecting as a result from this.

If they are hoping for a funny thread then they need to be a bit more subtle in their approach. It would be like someone - at say, the Edinburgh Fringe - expecting to win funniest joke with something like it's
'Pasta his bed time'...

Sorry, I have to admit that I couldn't be bothered to read what the actual joke was at the time, but hopefully it was better than my silly punchline!

Wordleverse gives links to dozens and dozens of Wordle alternatives. 😊

Shepherd's Bush

May I suggest Pedantle?
Nothing else has satisfied my needs since I was lured to it.

I've never tried it because I'm scared of it. People go on about it all the time but I don't see what the fuss is about. I'd rather read a nice book in bed. 😂😂😂

Wordle Unlimited for me, can't have too much of a good thing.

Are the kids not back in school yet 🤔