You know your old when ...

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You get excited when your bins get emptied 🤣 your turn

When your teenager looks bewildered and says "what on earth is this??" when they find a cassette tape when clearing out a cupboard.

The parents of the child you look after were born the year that you left school....

When you book to get your hair done on a week day evening, as you've nowhere special to show it off

When you think Monica and Chandler's wedding was quite a recent event.

It was actually 21 years ago.

When you realise that most of your colleagues weren't even born when 9/11 happened.

And some are too young to remember the disapperance of Madeleine McCann clearly.

When you pay for your shopping using a debit card and all the people around you are doing some sort of fancy payment thing with their phone.

Or when you read posts like this and go "oh come on, us youngsters had cassettes too" and then realise you're at least a decade older than the people being referred to and don't ever remember a cassette being purchased, just that you had them at home

I fart when I bend over

You’re looking forward to investigating / faffing about with your new luggage when you get home ie: not a backpack anymore :(

When long standing shows that you love/d such as Friends/The original Sex and the City/Ally Mcbeal/Will and Grace/Frasier all ended 15/20 years ago! 😱

When my knees can tell me if it is going to rain after lunch!
When taking a tiny pill for contraception turns into a pill box for blood pressure,water retention,vitamins etc
When you know it is going to be a lucky night so you keep your teeth in a bit longer whilst he pops a viagra after telling you its a vitamin D tablet! Bloody hell anymore of this and we will start visiting stately homes on a wednesday and going to the garden centre for a coffee...send help!!!

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No you say I got upset because you didn't say "grammatical"!

As opposed to sneaking out of your house to go to a party 🤣

That's totally me, maybe I should have put that I was being lighthearted.

I work in adult mental health services. We take referrals of people 18+. Often when we get referrals of people born in eg 2003, I'm going, 'oh it's come to us in error, they should be going to CAMHS' before realising actually the said person is now 19!