Should I disown DD?

[Falifornia]

DD (22) arrived home from a hard week’s work to find an Audi Wanker parked. in her nominated space at her flats. She’s left an arsey note but has not drawn a diagram or set up a dashcam to monitor the situation. AIBU to declare her no child of mine?

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LTB 😂😂😂

Hope she’s blocked it in.

I don't think that a diagram is strictly necessary in this instance, as the offence sounds pretty straightforward.

In the time that she's saved while not drawing a diagram, presumably she's busying herself with blocking the CF in and then going off for a leisurely moonlit walk somewhere that she can't be found by the blocked-in CF.

Buy her a Penguin Bollard but tell her it's coming out of her pocket money till it's paid off .

Get her to put her empties* out as CF Audi Wanker knocks on her door and she can archley tell them she cannot possibly drive as over the limit

*empties not neccesaily emptied by her , just a few Stunt Empty Wine Bottles

I'm now so worried that one day your utterly inept daughter , who cannot perform as required by MN law regarding a simple CF problem will end up defending suspected axe-wielding pillagers at the Old Bailey.

Jeez!

Well yes , but once she learns fro the error of her ways , she'll insist on Life Without Parole for CF Parking Space Stealers , so not all is lost ?

Ltb 😂
She needs to be ostracised, grey rock, NC or at least LC😂.
I'm bitterly disappointed on your behalf op 😂