AIBU to think that a Rant Room would be a great addition to a home?

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So, I confess I've had a bit of a day, but I was just thinking:

Wouldn't it be great to have a Rant Room in your home? Basically, a locked, sound proof room where you could go and swear your head off, shout all the things you would like to say to people but know you can't because of the repercussions, etc etc

I have started planning mine: it's going to be underground (out of consideration for my neighbours), it'll have a mirror where I can haver like a mad woman, a noticeboard where i can pin photos of the family members winding me up that week and punchbag models of people who i think are currently fucking up the world.

On the way out of the Rant Room I'm planning a chill out zone where I can regain my composure before I re-enter the house. I'm thinking a freestanding bath, a snack zone, a bar area, a dance floor / karaoke.

AIBU to think that Rant Rooms could be an excellent addition to all homes?
What does your Rant Room look like?

Brilliant idea. Mine would have crockery I could break and a Roomba to clean it up.

I use the car to scream as loud as I like with no one to hear

Crockery - yes - fantastic. And some windows to smash too. With a hammer. This is like therapy.

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I love a car scream. Just remember to put the windows up.

Perhaps many of us are sick of chores. Can we have Hoovers and washing machines for us to vandalise?

I also hate my printer and would be glad to rip it apart.

Okay, so an electrical zone for all offending domestic machinery. Maybe with a crusher like the back of a refuse lorry.

I'd need a chocolate room. Fir recovery purposes, of course.

Slightly off topic but connected, DS2 said how would I fancy going to a 'Rage Room' where you can pay to smash things up. I'm not generally a ranty, angry type but he seemed to think I'd like it. Thanks son.

You could be a contestant on the new series of Big Brother! Hello diary room

Do 'Rage Rooms' actually exist? Why do I not know this?

I have just googled... the DO exist. And they have printers you can smash up and everything. Thing is, they're not close at hand - I need one which can be immediately available at short notice.

Maybe spas need to be designed with a rage room attached so that you get the release before you relax...

Something to hit. Preferably with a bat. Repeatedly.

I'm still lusting after Niles' Present Wrapping Room.