What do YOU do that your husband / partner finds embarrassing?

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I'm really enjoying the thread on stuff your OH does that makes you cringe, so I thought I'd reverse it!

I'll start: I enjoy rearranging fruit in the supermarket into the shape of willies (such as a cucumber and two peaches).

I will sometimes serenade him in the street, but just with songs I've made up, mostly based on observational stuff a la Randy Newman (I don't think he'd mind so much if they were actual songs).

Sometimes in restaurants, I read the menu out loud to him in an appalling French accent.

I like to have a sly fart and blame it on the cats, even when the cats aren't there.

Well you sound hilarious and I'd be laughing along! I do the singing on the spot too, but quietly.

I aggressively direct london taxi drivers until they blow their tops. I’ve even been kicked out of two. He cannot stand sharing a cab with me.

Dance.

I'm not a bad dancer at all, it's just that sometimes I might be the only one dancing. And trying to get him and everyone else to get up and dance with me.

Ah, you've just reminded me - I do that too! The difference is that I am GENUINELY a terrible dancer (but heck it, I'm enjoying myself and I'm too old to care what other people think any more 😉).