I have a newborn baby and I just wanted to do some fucking yoga. That’s it. I have the baby and the other children all week. DH gets to go for runs without a screaming baby. All I wanted was 20 minutes. But no, he brings the screaming baby in because “it had probably been 20 minutes so you were finished” (no, dipshit, if it had been 20 minutes and I was finished I would have come down and not left my screaming baby screaming with you because you decided to sit down/stop rocking him like the dipshit you are)
DH does not understand why I was shouting like a hysterical maniac (and probably neither do the presumably terrified neighbours)
AIBU to just say……
AHHHHHHHHHHHH