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To think Keir Starmer is attractive

153 replies

Mississipi71 · 28/07/2022 15:40

I might be on my own but I think there's something about him. I also fancy Dom Raab, so it's not a political attraction!

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Fairyliz · 28/07/2022 16:01

Justcallmebebes · 28/07/2022 15:45

But then I also found Dominic Cummings strangely attractive so appreciate there may be something wrong with me 😅

Quick call 999 you need emergency medical treatment!

FlibbertyGiblets · 28/07/2022 16:04

I saw the most bizarre clip where he was speaking and nothing moved apart from his mouth, it was v v peculiar. Hang on.

ParvuliThankYouDebbie · 28/07/2022 16:11

Justcallmebebes · 28/07/2022 15:44

He looks like Max Headroom and his voice is awful. Get where you're coming from re: Dom Raab though

Think he’s more of a Kryten than Max Headroom. But that’s probably unfair on Kryten.

To think Keir Starmer is attractive
lickenchugget · 28/07/2022 16:13

He’s just too earnest and whiny. Zero sex appeal, even though there’s nothing technically wrong with him.

FlibbertyGiblets · 28/07/2022 16:13

haha v unfair on Kryten.

I can't find the clip I was on about, never mind.

amusedbush · 28/07/2022 16:16

I was just saying to DH yesterday that he looks like a Wallace and Gromit character. Play Doh-esque skin, googly eyes and a little chipmunk smile.

I made the attached collage to support my argument Grin

To think Keir Starmer is attractive
MySleevesMayBeGreen · 28/07/2022 16:17

Dominic R- 100% all day long.

Keir??- do your eyes actually work??!

GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing · 28/07/2022 16:18

I don’t think Keith Starmer is good looking but I could imagine him being attractive if you knew him.

Dominic Raab is all kinds of absolute no. Ick inducing. You need help.

SarahSissions · 28/07/2022 16:19

No no no no no.
a teapot has more sex appeal than Keir Starmer

x2boys · 28/07/2022 16:20

totallybonafido · 28/07/2022 15:48

Isn't KS supposed to be who Mark Darcy was based on?

Don't see it myself....

Yes apparently so ,have seen a picture of him when he was young ?
He was very handsome imo ,I'm not a fan of his and I think he's got a whiney voice,but he was a good looking man sadly some people get better with age and some don't

HeadNorth · 28/07/2022 16:22

I am sure I saw a photo of KS as a student & he was pretty hot - I’ll need to look for it. I think he is a perfectly ok looking man. Raab is and looks thick and vile.

DrManhattan · 28/07/2022 16:23

There is a picture of Raab stood at a food bank, he looks so fit.

HeadNorth · 28/07/2022 16:24

images.app.goo.gl/ayRQibSgmvznkTf98

link to student pic - he looks v 80s and v hot for the period

SeptimusWarrenSmith · 28/07/2022 16:24

He looks like someone got a metal mallet and wrapped a couple of slices of ham round it as a rough approximation of how a human face should be. And his hair is shit.

Yabvu.

Mississipi71 · 28/07/2022 16:25

Thanks for the laugh. I consider myself having relatively poor taste then. I still reckon Keir would be a goer in bed lol. Rip that suit off him and his face would be ripe for a ride 😋😅

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Mississipi71 · 28/07/2022 16:26

x2boys · 28/07/2022 16:20

Yes apparently so ,have seen a picture of him when he was young ?
He was very handsome imo ,I'm not a fan of his and I think he's got a whiney voice,but he was a good looking man sadly some people get better with age and some don't

Darcy eh..yum

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ZimZamZoom · 28/07/2022 16:26

I've just Google image searched "young Keir Starmer" and he looks like Mr Brittas 😂
I'm not searching "young Dominic Raab" as I don't want that on my search history.

They're both extremely unappealing; in looks and in politics.
Starmers voice is whiny and nasal, and his lips make me think of the expression 'mealy-mouthed'. AND, in a weird way, he looks like my old school bully's mum 😆

Unforgettablefire · 28/07/2022 16:27

I've been looking and quietly thinking the same about Starmer op.
You're not alone 😅

ZimZamZoom · 28/07/2022 16:28

ZimZamZoom · 28/07/2022 16:26

I've just Google image searched "young Keir Starmer" and he looks like Mr Brittas 😂
I'm not searching "young Dominic Raab" as I don't want that on my search history.

They're both extremely unappealing; in looks and in politics.
Starmers voice is whiny and nasal, and his lips make me think of the expression 'mealy-mouthed'. AND, in a weird way, he looks like my old school bully's mum 😆

So it's a no from me.

Pieceofpurplesky · 28/07/2022 16:30

I kind of see it OP, but he's too earnest in his mannerisms - he would be an after sex over thanker! Like my ex. Put me off ever having sex with him as I knew he would drip with earnest thanks for the shag.

I did/do have a crush on Jeremy Corbyn though, I saw him speak many years ago and his passion was incredible

dannydyerismydad · 28/07/2022 16:30

He's stiff and has the personality of a Ken doll.

1950sHousewifey · 28/07/2022 16:36

Sir Keir's eyes are very close to each other and his chin is almost comical. Something is out of proportion in his face and his voice isn't that nice. He seems to think he is handsome and fancy himself a bit (vain).
I think Dominic Raab is sexy. He has this serious, comfortable voice that I could hear read the phone book. Great jawline nice eyes colour. Has a sexy body too.

Mississipi71 · 28/07/2022 16:37

Unforgettablefire · 28/07/2022 16:27

I've been looking and quietly thinking the same about Starmer op.
You're not alone 😅

😆glad somebody has rescued my sight and sanity! I don't go for conventionally good looks, such as a younger Pierce Brosnan. I like my men to have a bit of an idiosyncrasy, if it's possible in appearance? PPs have mentioned speech, etc. It is those things that normally get my attention x

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Mississipi71 · 28/07/2022 16:39

1950sHousewifey · 28/07/2022 16:36

Sir Keir's eyes are very close to each other and his chin is almost comical. Something is out of proportion in his face and his voice isn't that nice. He seems to think he is handsome and fancy himself a bit (vain).
I think Dominic Raab is sexy. He has this serious, comfortable voice that I could hear read the phone book. Great jawline nice eyes colour. Has a sexy body too.

Yes, agree with you about DR. Would love to have dinner with him, just to hear his voice. I like a softly spoken, eloquent man.

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MarshaMelrose · 28/07/2022 16:42

Raab I can sort of understand, he got a lovely voice and is a black belt in karate.

But Starmer, just no. He reminds me of Howard from Ever Decreasing Circles.

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