The world's barkiest dog has moved in next door. It is in the garden most of the day and the fucker barks if any living thing moves on our side of the fence (so pretty much continuously). Noise from barking is interspersed with sounds of dog being shouted/sworn at.
AIBU to lock away my cats litter tray, and lob handfuls of used litter over the fence to train my cat to shit on their lawn in pure retaliation?