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AIBU?

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Original poster

To think this mum needs help?

39 replies

CuriousMama · 03/07/2022 10:05

It's so weird. That toddler is going to be harmed by this upbringing.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-most-pampered-toddler-bathes-27380865

OP posts:

Hintofreality · 03/07/2022 12:16

I hope her ex partner is comfortable with everyone now assuming he is a drug dealing gangster 😂

Bananalanacake · 03/07/2022 12:22

Won't bathing in honey make his hair sticky,

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 03/07/2022 12:28

Sunbun19 · 03/07/2022 10:47

This bit is the most worrying part...

“I always ask him if he gets a girlfriend when he’s older and she doesn’t like me if he’ll kick her out and he says yes – when he finally gets married his wife is going to hate me.

“His dad always says that when he turns 18 he’ll get a girlfriend and move out but I say no, we’ll have bunk beds when he’s too old to share a bed with me.

The article says he's 1yo, so bollocks did he say that best guess is she said all those things to him, and he just babbled and farted, which she took as agreement.

PrachtStück · 03/07/2022 12:29

Hilarious. This kid must be insanely clever if he has expressed an interest in specific brands, can order breakfast every morning and is already having conversations about his future family set up.

I don’t know who’s worse, the potential mother or that pathetic excuse for a newspaper 😂

Georgeskitchen · 03/07/2022 12:29

TheFutureIs · 03/07/2022 12:09

All I can think of is won't he be terribly sticky after a honey bath?!

I wondered this. God help the poor lad if he happens to get in the way of a passing swarm of wasps!!🤣🤣

BlueGreenRedOrange · 03/07/2022 12:30

Fucking stupid.

He won't remember any of this.

She would be better off putting it all way for his future. A deposit on a house because by the time he is 21 the economy is going to be impossible and he won't give 2 shits he used to have a gold dummy when he's living off aldi noodles

AndStand · 03/07/2022 12:35

And apparently getting enough benefits to employ a nanny who she sacked
Right-oh

Somethingsnappy · 03/07/2022 12:38

AllHailKingLouis · 03/07/2022 12:04

Is this the OP from the designer baby wear thread 😂

This was my first thought too! 😁

Wellthatsjustswell · 03/07/2022 12:41

He’s never drunk tap water in his life and I sacked my nanny because she gave him tap water

why did she have a nanny if she’s a full time mum?

Justme10 · 03/07/2022 12:43

She kicked her ex out for waking the baby when he came home from work!

www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/19068294/kicked-spoilt-babys-dad-out-worked-nights-wake/amp/

But in the other article it said the boy wakes 5 times a night so I don't think it was dads fault 😂

Icecreamsodaloda · 03/07/2022 12:44

Wellthatsjustswell · 03/07/2022 12:41

He’s never drunk tap water in his life and I sacked my nanny because she gave him tap water

why did she have a nanny if she’s a full time mum?

Also her statement about the tap water is bullocks as how can he have never had it but she also sacked his "nanny" for giving it to him, so which is it?

Hallyup89 · 03/07/2022 13:12

Those dummies cost about a tenner on eBay.

DurhamDurham · 03/07/2022 13:35

Is this the OP from the designer baby wear thread

Appearing in the Daily Mail must be one of the the 'best hobbies' that were mentioned.

Elleherd · 03/07/2022 13:42

Hintofreality

I hope her ex partner is comfortable with everyone now assuming he is a drug dealing gangster 😂

Wasn't just me whose first thoughts were is that a new category in laundering then?

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