To ask what your phone knows about you that most people don’t.

[Stylishkidintheriot]

a phone is such a private thing these days: it feels to me like an extension of my thoughts.... I would be mortified if anyone I know found the stuff I look at.

some of the things I think my phone knows:

im a middle aged mum.
I have a huge crush on Carl barat from the libertines
im a complete hypercondriac

what about you?

@stripesorspotsorwhat booo hisssss... you keep it between yourself and your phone then lol

That I watch lesbian porn!
That I write responses to messages in notes before I copy them into WhatsApp!
That I was abused and am trying to get some help

Sorry not so lighthearted 😬

Great thread idea btw OP

Soz lol

@mosesbasskit so sorry to hear that you were abused. I hope you get the help you need.

re watching lesbian porn, if you are straight, is it because lesbian porn is more focused on a woman’s pleasure? I’m not a fan of watching porn because most of it is just unsexy to me, it feels like it’s aimed at men

Sorry I killed your thread 😂

Yes I think it might be that, I find the straight porn really aggressive and I don't think the women look like they're enjoying it. But possibly I'm bisexual

My phone is a bit stupid, it knows very little about me (but since it's a Nokia 105 I will forgive it). My tablet on the other hand knows that :

I love Enid Blyton books
I hate the SNP and Nicola Sturgeon
I have had several pregnancies scares ( I am late 40's)
I cheat at my favourite word game by using Word Unscrambler

I listen to books about autopsies and the micro biome amongst other delights

That I love to play games whenever I have a spare 5 mins or so. The worst thing about being hospitalised with pneumonia/collapsed lung/sepsis was loosing my daily log in streak, sad times!!

My fascination with true crime.

@mosesbasskit yeah, it is very aggressive and the women tend to look like blow up dolls.

@TheCanyon hope your winning streak recovered (and your lung too!)

If you mean mobile phone - nothing, since I don't have one.

Mine knows:
I've been researching resin driveways
Listen to history podcasts
That I've recently googled "what are Anguilliformes"
Have an app for a DIY warehouse called Screwfix that my builder from 4 years ago assured me was 'pucker'

My phone knows what songs I like listening to on Spotify.
It knows who I WhatsApp and that I often look on here and I often check the weather out.

Alternative Universe

Lesbian porn is more popular than straight

That I'm learning a new language.
That I have two children in mental health crisis.

My funeral arrangements

My real weight 😂

I don’t really watch porn but if I do, it’s going to be lesbian porn. Just so much gentler and sexier.

my phone also knows I’m obsessed by my step count!

Mine knows that I'm totally obsessed with true crime. My search history is full off bizzare and brutal rabbit holes that I've gone down 🙈

Also, it knows every weekly meal plan I've made in the last 8 years

And that I sometimes spend 2-3 hours in the middle of the night compiling new Spotify playlists to act as the soundtrack to some story/fantasy/scenario that I'm building in my head

And that I suspect I have undiagnosed adhd

That I'm mostly using my overdraft and I pay in three far too often. That I can't watch a film without knowing everything about the cast and I google random stuff which takes me to all sorts of places.