Shall I leave DH after he said this?

[Stath]

Today, midst family day out, he looked at me with an evil twinkle in his eye and said he’s decided to say…

( wait for it whilst I do a big sick in the corner)

’PLAT JUB’

🤮😢. The dirty bastard.

To make it worse, our normally lovely friend, added the term ‘platty jubes’.

I’m really considering my life and relationship choices now.

You're still with him? Why? I love the 2p machines

You only serve 10-15 for murder.

Totally worth it.

Time off for Good Behaviour , Mitigating Circumstances and get Judge Rinder to represent you , could be out in Five ?

<hurtful>

You ok Hun?
You and da kids gotta safe crib to hang at while the rozzers come to sort the platty jube crew out?

I currently have a huge space at my allotment op...

I now feel like Naomi Watts in The Ring. You’re obviously the scary ghost girl but instead of crawling out of a well seeking vengeance you’re wriggling from a pile of Coronation chicken butties (slightly warm with the edges curled up) and have bunting for hair and scrawl ‘platty joobs plat jubs’ in lipstick on my door.

Bet you say it like Danny from The Shining in a croaky voice.

user1473878824 · Today 01:31

If someone had in actual life said platty joobs to me my vagina would have sealed itself up and I would have needed surgery to make it work ever again. Plat Jub feels less bad but I’d also rather have an aneurism. Rather than leave him can you just bury a him under a patio? Aliv

Please don't joke about aneurysms!

Withdraw the money, cancel the check, stock up on tins and toilet rolls, get your ducks in a row and LTB. Then go no contact and don't open the door unless expecting someone.

I ended a friendship over an incident of ‘hundy p’ once and that seems lite compared to this. Jeezy C.

I’m crying just reading this thread. OP, are you ok? Are you safe?
You need to LTB. I’d usually recommend marriage counselling but tbh I think this has gone beyond that already, there’s nothing to salvage from this relationship. I fear even the most hardened therapist may end up with vicarious trauma as a result of providing therapy. Just leave, now. Take the knock of Joseph mixing bowl, try to forget about the washing machine and the traumatic events thy have happened to you. Your friend and your DH have seriously let you down. You will come out of this stronger. Handhold and hugs, love and light, God bless. X

I'd be FUMMING! Plat Jub? The filth in that man's mouth! Next it'll be 'hollibobs to Marbs'. Get out while you can - seal up all the windows and doors so the neighbours aren't exposed to his depravities.

Platty jubes sounds like something nasty you need cream from the chemist for 🤔

Someone in Tesco yesterday asked me how I was spending my platty jubes.

Took me an age to work out what she meant and when I did I cringed. Horrible baby talk. No thanks.

I've been saying Platinum Jaboobalee, just to wind my friend up......she's called Julie 😂

Insta-Ick! Just add water.
Please tell me you’re not having another baby with this clown, OP?