To ask for a shovel and an alibi?

[Singlebutmarried]

DH is eating a ham sandwich

It's all I can hear. I can hear every single bit of mastication.

No one would blame me would they?

Husband and I eat dinner together. Watching him eat gives me the rage! His manners are fine, it just gives me the rage!
I can completely understand ? Does your patio need doing.

ACtually there really is a lot of DH’s blood all over our patio (which is fairly new)!!

Good God what did you do?!

Weirdly my husband does too, for the same reason.

He eats totally normally. Frankly I probably wouldn’t have got past the first date if he ate like a troll.

No one eats louder then my husband. No one. I can still hear him when I'm one floor up. I'm filled with burning rage every time.