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To want to know something you wrongly believed was true all your life ?

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ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 10:42

Posting to try and take our minds off bad things for a moment
I'm in my fifties someone on here posted about a "Party wall" a few weeks ago, I laughed because I thought they were mistaken, I have always thought the word for a wall between two properties was "Parting wall"
How did I not know ??
Also over the years when I've watched, usually men taking off the tops of beer bottles with their hands on US programmes.
I may or most definitely may have tried to do this myself not realising they have twisty tops in the US.
You ?

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Choccyp1g · 28/05/2022 22:49

OliveHenry · 27/05/2022 23:01

I used to think that Cadbury Fudge bars were "full of peppery goodness."

DP still finds this hilarious!

Well what are they full of then?

TeacheeTeacherson · 28/05/2022 23:07

Ostryga · 28/05/2022 20:40

That Dunkirk was in Scotland Blush It wasn’t until I watched the Christopher Nolan film I realised. I swear I’m an intelligent human the rest of the time, no idea how I missed that.

Me too, I think it’s possibly because of Dunblane?!

onlythreenow · 28/05/2022 23:14

The line is "I'm not talking 'bout moving in"
I will always sing forever
"I'm not talking 'bout the linen"

I was in my 40s before I worked out what the actual lyrics were. I always sang it as "I'm not talking 'bout the living", but couldn't understand what that actually meant. One day I was listening to the radio and it just hit me what they were actually saying. I did feel better when I heard a radio announcer say it had taken him years to work it out too.

Gonnabegrandma · 28/05/2022 23:30

I’m in my 50s and always thought the glass section in a car you look out if was a window screen !!! In my 40s I discovered it’s a windscreen 😜still can’t get used to the name change ! I will ask my kids what they call it and see if I have created a new name

sittingpretty · 29/05/2022 01:00

when I was about 20 I was in the park on a hot day with my best friend when an ice cream van arrived playing his jaunty tune. I suggested that we went to get one and she replied “I’d love one but he’s already playing his tune”. Turns out her dad had always said that if an ice cream van was playing a tune it was an alert that he’d run out of ice cream!!! 😆 when I told her the truth, she burst into tears at all the missed opportunities. We rang her dad who had forgotten all about this little fib - he nearly burst himself laughing. She didn’t speak to him for a month and they are usually very close!! 😄

bigliz · 29/05/2022 02:07

My other half, ex cop, tells story of interviewing a witness, who is describing a suspect .
"What did he look like" says the cops?
'He's a Fricken' says the witness.
All the cops are.baffled for a while, he keeps repeating - A Fricken when asked for a description.

Turns out the guy is saying "African"

ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 03:39

onlythreenow · 28/05/2022 23:14

The line is "I'm not talking 'bout moving in"
I will always sing forever
"I'm not talking 'bout the linen"

I was in my 40s before I worked out what the actual lyrics were. I always sang it as "I'm not talking 'bout the living", but couldn't understand what that actually meant. One day I was listening to the radio and it just hit me what they were actually saying. I did feel better when I heard a radio announcer say it had taken him years to work it out too.

Wow !
So we're not alone then
The real line is very hard to sing

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ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 03:49

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 28/05/2022 22:11

My son always said "I beg your pardon" very fast, and we always wondered why he didn't just say pardon. He said he thought it was one whole word: ibegyourpardon

When our DS was little, and we were teaching him to say 'please', he took our reinforcement too literally. It would go like this:

DS: "Can I have a treat?"
Us: "Can I have a treat......??????"
DS: "Can I have a treat, PLEASE?!"
Us: "Good boy, nice manners!"

He figured that we were teaching him the full extended phrase you have to say to be polite and guarantee a positive response - rather than just affirming him when he got his request right.

Therefore, he started asking "Can I have a treat, please, good boy, nice manners?!"

Then, when we said "No, sweetheart, you've already had enough treats for now", he would be in floods of tears with "Waaaahhh!!! But I said 'yes, please, good boy, nice manners'!!!!!". It was so cute and it did sometimes work on occasion.

Aww that is sweet.

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ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 03:52

Gonnabegrandma · 28/05/2022 23:30

I’m in my 50s and always thought the glass section in a car you look out if was a window screen !!! In my 40s I discovered it’s a windscreen 😜still can’t get used to the name change ! I will ask my kids what they call it and see if I have created a new name

Yes but at least that's logical.
I used to think it was called a "Win- screen"

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KatherineJaneway · 29/05/2022 06:57

Choccyp1g · 28/05/2022 22:49

Well what are they full of then?

Cadbury goodness

Thisisit2022 · 29/05/2022 07:39

merryhouse · 28/05/2022 22:37

Well yes, but Lady Colin and Princess Michael have those names because of their husbands. (according to Wikipedia Lady Colin is a complicated case, but Colin isn't her given name anyway).

Whereas the Waltons "Ma Walton" really is called Michael. That's why they put the word "Miss" in front of her name on the credits..."Miss Michael Learned"

ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 08:09

@Thisisit2022
I didn't know that about Ma Walton, wow the "Miss" bit makes sense.
My Aunt was always known as Mrs husbands full name

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Riverlee · 29/05/2022 08:15

BuggerOffAndGoodDayToYou · 28/05/2022 19:32

I assumed that breast milk came out of a single hole at the end of the nipple…… until I had first baby and my milk came in! I was amazed. 🤭

Me too. I this is a common misconception.

StageRage · 29/05/2022 08:18

Choccyp1g · 28/05/2022 22:49

Well what are they full of then?

Palm oil

Maireas · 29/05/2022 08:22

ZarquonsSandals · 28/05/2022 21:55

Names commonly considered female but are also (or were historically male):
Shirley
Carol
Marion (John Wayne's real name)
Lyndsey (female version usually Lyndsay)
Meredith
Evelyn

I'm sure there are more but these are the only ones I can think of at the moment.

Beverley
Vivian
I've had male colleagues with both those names.

ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 08:26

I knew a male Hilary once.

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Maireas · 29/05/2022 08:28

ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 08:26

I knew a male Hilary once.

Yes, and of course there's Hillary Benn.

ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 08:43

The song "A boy named Sue" was written by Shel Silverstein (man) and came about after speaking to a male friend Jean about the frustrations of having what's thought of as a female name.
I didn't know that until a few minutes ago.

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Calphurnia88 · 29/05/2022 09:16

Africa by Toto

Until very recently I thought the words were 'there's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do' (not 'a hundred men or more').

ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 09:22

@Calphurnia88
Oh I don't think any of us apart from the band are singing the correct words to "Africa"

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Ineke · 29/05/2022 09:24

The brown furry coconuts are the insides of a bigger smoother green case. Travelled in coconut countries and seen them on the trees, and watched them being cut open.

Ineke · 29/05/2022 09:35

As a child I was mightily disappointed when travelling on an army boat from Singapore to UK, everyone on deck was thrilled to see the ‘White Horses’. I looked and looked but could only see waves, no horses anywhere.

Ineke · 29/05/2022 09:40

I was brought to a different perspective and opinion when listening to a programme about the Live Aid song, specifically the line Do they Know it’s Christmas time at all, And how condescending it is, of course they would know it’s Christmas, a huge percentage of the people are Christians.

Ineke · 29/05/2022 09:57

I never saw this before and once told I can’t see anything else. The delivery Company, FedEx , has a white arrow between the e and the x.

ChristineCagney11 · 29/05/2022 10:00

@Ineke
It's a very problematic song, for many reasons, one of the maybe lesser problems is that Africa is a massive continent made up of many different countries and and some of them definitely do have snow.
Was that a radio 4 program?

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