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To want to know something you wrongly believed was true all your life ?

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ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 10:42

Posting to try and take our minds off bad things for a moment
I'm in my fifties someone on here posted about a "Party wall" a few weeks ago, I laughed because I thought they were mistaken, I have always thought the word for a wall between two properties was "Parting wall"
How did I not know ??
Also over the years when I've watched, usually men taking off the tops of beer bottles with their hands on US programmes.
I may or most definitely may have tried to do this myself not realising they have twisty tops in the US.
You ?

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StageRage · 27/05/2022 19:51

Jconnais1chansonquivavsenerver · 27/05/2022 19:29

I'm sorry, please ignore me, I didn't read the whole thread before replying. I'll get my goat, going home now.

😂😂😂

But no, no need to get your coat, you didn’t get anyone’s goat 😉

Riverlee · 27/05/2022 19:57

925XX · 27/05/2022 19:48

"Good King Wenceslas LAST looked out.
😃

I add in ‘last’ as well.

ToCaden · 27/05/2022 20:02

At secondary school on the bus ride home at least a few times after the bus stopped and other kids exited there were excited whispers about x person getting off with y person.

I was confused why people were so invested in others getting off at a different bus stop than normal with a friend. Especially when, looking out the bus window the person named as getting off wasn't there.

I was in the last year of secondary school when i discovered that wasn't the kind of 'getting off with someone' they were talking about.

ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 20:03

The bohemian rhapsody Queen wrong lyrics support group will be meet next Tuesday, anyone from the David Bowie group welcome to attend

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ALittleBitAhAh · 27/05/2022 20:12

Would somebody be kind enough to draw on the loose chippings sign to show me where the hammer is? I'm staring and staring but can only see it as the car and I'm intrigued 🤣

ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 20:22

Definitely a hammer @ALittleBitAhAh

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BilboBagBin · 27/05/2022 20:23

SneezesHaveStarted · 27/05/2022 10:53

I genuinely believed until long after I had passed my own driving test, that it was illegal to drive along with the internal lights on in the car. And I just had to google it again now before I posted, to make ansolutysure that it really isn’t illegal 😃

My parents used to tell me this.

Until a couple of days ago I thought it was illegal in this country to marry your cousin but apparently not.

TheFairyNamedMary · 27/05/2022 20:25

Still don’t get how a plane can be a ‘near miss’ when it nearly hits another plane .. surely it’s just a miss otherwise a near miss is surely a hit

BilboBagBin · 27/05/2022 20:27

Jconnais1chansonquivavsenerver · 27/05/2022 19:21

Not sure what you're referring to, as Evelyn Waugh was, indeed, a man?

Thinking of George Elliot perhaps 🤔

TangyTangerine · 27/05/2022 20:31

SneezesHaveStarted · 27/05/2022 10:53

I genuinely believed until long after I had passed my own driving test, that it was illegal to drive along with the internal lights on in the car. And I just had to google it again now before I posted, to make ansolutysure that it really isn’t illegal 😃

I believed that it's illegal to drive with your internal lights on till I read this Mumsnet post😁

ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 20:31

TheFairyNamedMary · 27/05/2022 20:25

Still don’t get how a plane can be a ‘near miss’ when it nearly hits another plane .. surely it’s just a miss otherwise a near miss is surely a hit

Honestly looked at your post for a moment thinking WTF before it sank in.
You are absolutely right 😯

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JanetPluchinsky · 27/05/2022 20:35

Jconnais1chansonquivavsenerver · 27/05/2022 19:29

I'm sorry, please ignore me, I didn't read the whole thread before replying. I'll get my goat, going home now.

Oh brava!

summer712 · 27/05/2022 20:37

1000yellowdaisies · 27/05/2022 11:01

What?! The channel tunnel doesn't go through the water??

What??

elkiedee · 27/05/2022 20:43

"That Evelyn Waugh was a woman"

While the novelist of that name was a man, his first wife was also called Evelyn....

SlightlyGeordieJohn · 27/05/2022 20:46

SheWoreYellow · 27/05/2022 15:27

Yeah. British pronunciation of brusque is broosk, US is brusk.

Almond is aah mond in the UK but the US aal mond is becoming more widely used.

No, brusque is regional.

toastfairy · 27/05/2022 20:46

daimbarsatemydogsbone · 27/05/2022 11:25

Eh? The two we've been to were domes.

I think the misconception is that the dome was big enough to cover the entire park in the manner of a moon base. i.e. the people were riding bikes through woodland back to their cottage whilst never leaving the dome.

I remember a misleading tv advert which seemed to suggest that to me too but I was geeky enough to NEED to find out more about the size and engineering of the dome.

I was mildly disappointed, but also yeah that does make more sense...

FabFitFifties · 27/05/2022 20:49

StageRage · 27/05/2022 11:17

Until recently I thought the teams on University Challenge were actually on top of each other.

I knew I wasn't the only one! Can't wait for DP to come in, it's worth staying awake to tell him. He made me feel like the biggest idiot.

Tryagain2020 · 27/05/2022 20:55

I know a foreign guy who thought "toodleloo" was "to the loo" and that people who said that were giving too much information.

Oh, at school we had a charity buy-a-brick fundraiser and I thought Anon was a very generous person because they'd bought so many bricks. I thought that was their name.

ohfook · 27/05/2022 20:55

@diddl
I say all-so and ah-mund

Colleague says olso (like with an o as in orange) and Al-mund (al as in gal).

TangyTangerine · 27/05/2022 20:57

I used to be convinced that the capital of Scotland is Glasgow. In my defense I'm sure I learnt it in school (in Germany). I used to smugly tell friends that "everyone thinks the capital of Scotland is Edinburgh but in reality it's actually Glasgow"...

highlandcoo · 27/05/2022 20:59

When I was a wee girl we used to say "meet you in the park near the Warm Emorial"
I was there a few years later as a teenager and idly observing a pedestal with a soldier with a gun and lots of names engraved and I thought oh hang on a minute .....

toastfairy · 27/05/2022 20:59

FabFitFifties · 27/05/2022 20:49

I knew I wasn't the only one! Can't wait for DP to come in, it's worth staying awake to tell him. He made me feel like the biggest idiot.

yup I totally thought that too for a while.

highlandcoo · 27/05/2022 21:03

Oh, and also "our father witch art in heaven" - I had this image of someone up in heaven drawing witches Grin

FabFitFifties · 27/05/2022 21:04

FlippityFlapperty · 27/05/2022 16:53

I had no idea until I was in my thirties that the brown furry bit of a coconut was the inner part and that on trees they are smooth and green. It’s because supermarkets only sell the hairy ones and that’s how they always look in drawings and pictures. The person who told me said I was a stupid woman for not knowing and I felt really thick and embarrassed.

I'm stupid too then

Colouringaddict · 27/05/2022 21:16

Boiledbeetle · 27/05/2022 14:46

I used to get confused about why Lucille left Kenny with 400 children and a drop in the sea? Like WTF is that about?

Kenny Rogers song quote: “You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field.”

That makes MUCH more sense!!!

Me too!

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