To be creeped out by Monty Don plunging his fingers

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...into the soil? I know he's just planting plants, but the way he ploughs his big muddy forefinger and middle finger into the earth, over and over again, makes me cringe.

I just need to stop watching Gardeners' World, I suppose.

Anyone else reminded of the "Baked Goods" scene in American Pie?

No, no, no! I’m sure Nigel Slater is a serial killer, it’s the way he cooks far too many fancy leftovers then eats them alone gazing out of the window watched only by the cat. Even Monty wouldn’t be able to save you.

That photo looks like a geriatric’s attempt at setting up a table next profile…. ‘Swipe right to let me prune your bush, swipe left to resign me to the compost…’

*tinder not table next! Bloody auto correct.

😂😂😂

Mmmmmm Monty. I always did like a posh boy.

Grandmas nigella lawson

Montys got too many shovels and can bury the body. You’d be in a whole world of trouble.