To let this lonely towel get darked on?

[OvOvO]

It's been sunny but vvv windy here today and the washing dried - all good - apart from this bastard towel that decided to wrap itself around the twirly and DiD NOT DRY.
So what I want to know should I bring it in and pop it on a cold radiator or leave the bugger to be darked on and have spider willies rubbed on it and probably need to be rewashed

They'll be though spiders though used to though conditions!

Or Southern spiders agree softies in comparison and yes they are flamboyant see the photo for evidence.

OMG @Sickoffamilydrama that spider had rubbed his Willy everywhere he's even smiling ffs 😱

I feel really upset thinking about that poor towel. How could you even contemplate such cruelty? The poor thing has already suffered terribly being twisted round your twirly thing.

Have some compassion and bring it indoors. It will show its appreciation by drying overnight and being ready for use in the morning.

Spiders don't have willies. They have sort of arm things that they use to impregnate lady spiders. I don't suppose this will provide much comfort for your poor towel though...

I bought mine in if it's any comfort 😂 the birds were very happy they even kept singing to me really happily nothing at all to do with the sun going down.

They are gobby southern towny birds though I bet OPs birds have lovely soft Yorkshire accents 🐦

WARNING pic of big ( cute ) spider coming up in next post . . . . .

Are you ready ???? . . . . . .

Skip my next post if you dont like spiders . . . . .

Here you go ....

you were warmed . . . .

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You were warmed stupid auto correct ?? ah well I guess you might be if you Wrapped it round you .

Ha 😜 spider 🕷