Here is my plan:
Government
Listen to actual teachers, you may learn something
Stop dicking with the curriculum
Fund better; seriously stop being dicks
PGCE tuition fully refunded after 5 years teaching
Make the main scale progression results driven
Make results tracking simpler
Fund and train TA's much better; you'll find the behaviour improves
NQT
Don't be such lazy arses. Fill in a bloody application rather than go to an agency. When you're wondering where your department funding is remember 15% of your salary went to the agency you used because you were too lazy to apply via TES
ETC is there to support you. Stop moaning and crack on. You spent hardly anytime in the classroom the last two years, you need help.
Teachers
Accept that results need to be achieved and recorded
If you get to UPS3 and don't want more money that's your shout. TLR are there, but you will need to do more work. Your choice.
SLT
Don't recruit dicks
Don't be dicks, you may not realise you're a shit manager until you are one, but when you do ask for CPD to improve
Grow a spine and stop pandering to parents; your staff are teachers, not customer service representatives
Crack down on behaviour; you're in charge not the kids and their parents
Parents
Stop being dicks. Emailing your child's teacher directly to challenge minor infractions you remember as being a fucking pain when you were at school is being a dick.
Get your kids to do their homework, wear their uniform get them the stuff that's on the uniform list and stop being dicks.
Support the school and they can support your kids.
Kids
Sit down. Pen and book out. Look at the teacher and open your ears.
Stop being dicks. School's where you suck up 14 years of totally free education and experience and in exchange for simply participating and you might have a better life if you stop ducking about now.