Are we sitting comfortably - then I’ll begin. (Seeing as how we are making things up to add to the story)
Once upon a time, OP went to work. She went to work and settled in for a BUSY day. She hung her Barbour on the back of her chair - it doesn’t do to be MESSY - and it was IMPOSSIBLE to hang it up on a hook because, you know, Covid. She thought it wise to wear a sensible coat because it was forecast for SNOW.
Her day was going well. OP was HAPPY. She got on with her work and was QUIET and efficient. She didn’t get herself in a MUDDLE and was CLEVER enough to make the best of her time. No one could accuse her of being LAZY. OP was not guilty of slipping into a DAYDREAM.
Then all of a sudden she felt a BUMP. A colleague was being very SILLY , whizzing about on an office chair with SMALL wheels and getting very DIZZY indeed.
OP told the colleague to stop getting up to MISCHIEF but was accused of getting UPPITY. The colleague was NOISY and it was no longer FUNNY.
Everyone thought OP was GRUMPY when she said be careful. And then the colleague rattled near the OP’s chair with a big BOUNCE. There was every need to WORRY as OP’s coat was damaged due to the colleague’s NONSENSE.
The OP did not think this was on as it was due to the colleague being deliberately CLUMSY. The OP was not WRONG.
The colleague got others involved. They thought OP was being FUSSY. A MEAN colleague was being a bit GREEDY in the canteen and took too many teabags out. They dropped to the floor. A snidey CHATTERBOX said ‘someone needs to pay for that’. It did not TICKLE OP.
She tried to be strong but she was upset that her coat was damaged and most chose to be FORGETFUL of that fact.
The world is TOPSY TURVY when people forgive waltzering knobbers for damaging things.
I know this version of events may seem a bit contrived but I was too SLOW to RTFT clearly. Perhaps if I was more NOSEY, I would not be so SLOW on the uptake and realise it was not a thing to be SNEEZEd at.
And here ends the story. I’ll have to stop now as my fingers are sore and quivering like a JELLY.
Good night. Sleep tight.