To want to unsee these?

[MintyGreenDream]

Wtaf

Found it!

247newsaroundtheworld.com/news/councillor-urges-people-to-buy-terrifying-crocheted-dolls-his-wife-has-knitted/

“Woollen bastards” 🤣

I'm watching Chernobyl :The Lost Tapes at the moment ; came to mumsnet for a bit of light relief...

Dear Lord. I can crochet, anyone want one?

And mumsnet doesn’t disappoint Cagedbirdsinging!
Total hijack but I’ve been watching the lost tapes and it was just so awful.

Work of art

@PennyDeFuckwit

Dear Lord. I can crochet, anyone want one?

My friend sent me this, I threatened to make her daughter one!

I saw these on Facebook last night and laughed so hard I wet myself. Scary as fuck doesn't come close! I wouldn't want one in my town, let alone my house!

Apparently this is the new thing she's been making.

Going to having nightmares about dolls and snails now - Argh!!

They are errrrrm, an eclectic taste, aren't they? (That's the politest thing I can think of to say!)

Well she's creative in an original sort of way.

Is the ginger one Chesney in Coronation Street?

[quote MintyGreenDream]@TheRealHousewife crochet [/quote]
If I was going to crochet I think I’d prefer a Crinoline Dolly Toilet Roll Cover.

Actually, I do think the hairless ones look like Putin.

@ipswichwitch

Found it!

247newsaroundtheworld.com/news/councillor-urges-people-to-buy-terrifying-crocheted-dolls-his-wife-has-knitted/

“Woollen bastards” 🤣

This made me proper laugh ‘’woollen bastards’’ 😂😂😂😂😂

Surely the first one is a love child of Phil Mitchell?

…. ‘I opened the fridge and one was sitting in the salad crisper’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My husband wants to know why I'm giggling at my phone. Best comments ever

Someone asked if, for a donation, she would unpick the dolls and then make blankets with the wool instead. I would not want to sleep under such a blanket, knowing it used to be a gang of those dolls.

@PennyDeFuckwit I’d love one! I’d hide it round the house to scare my house mate. Night one would be under the covers!!

@iheartmybeachhut

Apparently this is the new thing she's been making.

Jesus. That would have looked like a spikey dildo with a face until she sewed the fluffy, spotty shell on the back of it.

Am I the only one to be irritated by that article's headline.......... You don't 'knit' a crocheted doll😤....... sorry back to topic, yes they are absolutely hideously ugly but must have taken hours to make!!

Got my next knitting project sorted now. Thanks