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Original poster

To have humped Paul Daniels in my dream last night

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TurkeyLurkey · 30/12/2007 23:03

And enjoyed it

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fingerwoman · 30/12/2007 23:03

OMG, that's something you don't want to admit to

hunkermunker · 30/12/2007 23:03

It's the Small Daniels Tragic Show!

Yes, yabu - grim!

Gursky · 30/12/2007 23:04

Yikes.

And you can admit to that?

BroccoliSpears · 30/12/2007 23:04

Eeeeeeeeeew.

JoyeuxNoelBiggy · 30/12/2007 23:04

Was Debbie assisting?

cornsilk · 30/12/2007 23:04

Are you secretly him?

ATortIsForLifeNotJustChristmas · 30/12/2007 23:04

Eeeew! That is grim!
I would want to keep quiet if it was me!

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TurkeyLurkey · 30/12/2007 23:07

DH said he knew I was having a saucy dream as I'd got hold of his nob all night ...said he had to keep prising my fingers off!!

Tell you what though, Paul Daniels was good!! And he dumped me after 2 dates, the bastard!!

Why can't dreams ever be about anyone nice?

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JackieNo · 30/12/2007 23:08

Eeeuuuww. yabu, definitely.

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TurkeyLurkey · 30/12/2007 23:08

He was two timing me with Debbie and she found out..thats why he finished it..sob.

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Gursky · 30/12/2007 23:09

So not only did you sh*g him, he dumped you?!? Is your subconscious trying to tell you something about your self-esteem levels?

Try visualising [insert name of properly attrective man here] before you go to sleep!

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TurkeyLurkey · 30/12/2007 23:14

Gursky - I know, I was really miffed when I woke up that he didn't want me! How insulting.

Hope Debbie Magee isn't a mumsnetter.... I always think of that Mrs Merton show where she interviewed Debbie Magee and said "now tell us Debbie, what is it that you see in the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 30/12/2007 23:14

Why oh why oh why did I think a quick look at MN before I went to bed would be a good thing to do?

If I have nightmares turkeylurkey, I'll have you trussed & plucked and roasting for New Years dinner before you can say "gobble".

Vacua · 30/12/2007 23:15

I thought I read: 'was Debbie assFISTING'

Twiglett · 30/12/2007 23:15

omg I am going to have to rip my eyeballs out now

euuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Washersaurus · 30/12/2007 23:17

OMG that is the worst thing you could have posted before bedtime

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TurkeyLurkey · 30/12/2007 23:18

DuchessofNorks - Now you mention the word 'gobble' its bringing it all back

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Yeyeayo · 30/12/2007 23:20

That is truly stomach churning!!! Eyewwwwww!!!!!

Vacua · 30/12/2007 23:24

so who was debbie fisting while you gave paul daniels head - you or him?

ScottishMummy · 30/12/2007 23:26

awwww i got the wet boak

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TurkeyLurkey · 30/12/2007 23:27

Ha, no poor old Debbie didn't know anything about it, she wasn't there, he had wooed me with his good looks and charm and that catch phrase:
"You'll like this..not a lot".

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WinkyWinkola · 31/12/2007 09:36

Shudder.

BettySpaghetti · 31/12/2007 09:39

That was no dream....that was a nightmare

LIZS · 31/12/2007 09:40

eeewwww {barf}

lljkk · 31/12/2007 09:41

Can't have a thread title about FC not existing but my 8yo can wonder around the lounge at 9:30am and gets to read this title over my shoulder, ahem....