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Wash or brush teeth?

96 replies

FinallyHere · 02/02/2022 21:16

DH of many, many decades mentioned just now that he finds my use of 'wash my teeth' rather than 'brush my teeth' charmingly idiosyncratic.

No one has ever mentioned this before , thought, to be fair, it's possible that the number of people I ever mention my teeth to is pretty restricted.

So, lovely people of MN, AIBU to say 'wash my teeth' rather than 'brush my teeth'.

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fairylightsandwaxmelts · 02/02/2022 21:34

It makes me feel a bit sick, like you'd be using soap Grin

NiceTwin · 02/02/2022 21:34

Yes!! I wash my teeth and my dh thinks it an odd expression too. He is used to me after 20 years though and no longer comments Grin

steelseries · 02/02/2022 21:34

Ugh my dad used to say "wash your teeth" when we were little. Not sure why! He used to call trainers "runners" too so he had a few weird turns of phrase! He grew up in Manchester in case it's relevant.

Babdoc · 02/02/2022 21:35

WhiteXmas21, Shriver is American. I wonder if “washing” one’s teeth is an American phrase?

MeredithGreyishblue · 02/02/2022 21:37

Clean your teeth.

Washing conjures a different image to me

Wash them if they're not in your mouth at the time, maybe? Grin

thelastgreatdynasty · 02/02/2022 21:39

I always ask the kids if they've 'done' their teeth. If I was instructing them rather than asking, I'd say brushed or cleaned. No washed!

SquirrelFan · 02/02/2022 21:40

@Babdoc I never heard it growing up in the States.

PussGirl · 02/02/2022 21:40

I (English) say Clean Teeth

DP (Scottish) says Brush Teeth

I have never heard anyone say Wash Teeth

Winter2019 · 02/02/2022 21:40

If you use a toothBRUSH, you brush your teeth

PheasantsNest · 02/02/2022 21:43

Never heard wash your teeth. It's brush or clean.

jimmyreckon · 02/02/2022 21:45

Brush or clean teeth but I do draw a bath 🛁

Rockdown2020 · 02/02/2022 21:45

I say ‘wash my teeth’ but I think it’s because I have Irish parents. I didn’t realise it was not used until my partner said the same thing.

Davros · 02/02/2022 21:47

Runners is Irish for trainers/plimsolls

ldontWanna · 02/02/2022 21:48

Brush or clean.

NeverDropYourMooncup · 02/02/2022 21:49

I've heard it from people in one family.

One that called long strands of pasta 'Bisketi' along with other 'amusing' deliberate mispronunciations and would rage about how Pig Ignorant people were in saying Aitch because 'IT'S A FAAACKING HHHHHHUUUUUURRRR SOUND. HHHHHHUUUURRRRR. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAYCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH'.

No Irish or Northern roots. 'Proper Cockneys' [hmmm] from HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - oh, no, no H sound there - 'Ammasmiff.

marqueses · 02/02/2022 21:50

People don't say it because it doesn't make any sense. What would you be washing them with?

FlasherMcGruff · 02/02/2022 21:55

That is very odd to me! Washing is usually lathering up with some sort of soap and brushing is…well, using a brush.

AuntyJanet · 02/02/2022 21:56

I have literally never heard anyone ever say that they wash their teeth.

You are being extraordinarily unreasonable.

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 02/02/2022 21:57

I say wash your teeth. Think most of my friends do too. I think it is fine. Am Welsh but historic Irish families locally so maybe just picked it up that way.

OneTC · 02/02/2022 22:00

Runners is Irish for trainers/plimsolls

And Scottish

I've never heard anyone say wash your teeth personally

ethelredonagoodday · 02/02/2022 22:02

We have one friend who says it. He's from Northampton. Don't know if that has any bearing on it! 🤣
Literally the only person I've ever heard say it!

TheHaka · 02/02/2022 22:02

Americans say it.

contagioushippie · 02/02/2022 22:03

I'm American I've heard it in the midwest

Judystilldreamsofhorses · 02/02/2022 22:03

My Irish colleague says this. I would say brush/clean/or “do” - as a kid my mum would ask “have you done your teeth?” before bed.

byebyecarbs · 02/02/2022 22:05

I've heard it in Ireland - it's quite common over there.