Lay in bed this morning and he rolled over and put his arm round me and just held my boob.
I've never liked this, I don't know why but I just don't like them messed with so I pushed his hand off and said "don't". I pushed his hand down to my hip though so was obviously still happy to have a cuddle just not that.
Anyway, he rolled back off obviously in a huff and when I asked if he was seriously in a mood because I wouldn't let him hold my boob he said "yes because you're fucking miserable and boring" and stormed off downstairs where he's now in a mood STILL.
Like wtf? It's almost funny it's so ridiculous? I've obviously married a huge man child?
Disclaimer: I am not miserable and boring, he is if either of us are those things, we have sex quite a lot but I'm on my period right now which he knows!