If aibu was a movie

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I’m thinking 10-15 short stories from posters, perhaps posted on the same day, maybe a inside look on several posters lives. I don’t know.

What aibu stories would you like to see on the silver screen?

Some of these are great!! 😂

The real trouble is that most of these deserve multi season plus Christmas specials type coverage !

The Tradesman Only Craps Once (Before He Goes Under The Patio)

Dora The Zoflora

Dr No: This Time It's A Full Sentence

When Roy Met Janet

NAMALT: A Few Good Men

The Six-Figure Salary Woman

Le Poulet

3hr long Arthouse masterpiece, no dialogue, shot in black and white; a humble chicken is cooked and served in several meals over the course of a week. The camera focuses on the poultry throughout, the only soundtrack consists of sounds of knives cutting the meat and cooking, cutlery clinking, etc. interspersed with passive-aggressive chewing, huffing and sighing. Connoisseurs will appreciate the commentary on the simmering undercurrents of domestic life, the tension ratcheting as the leftovers become increasingly meagre and the bourgeoise facade begins to crumble. Cannes ‘un certain regard’ award winner.

Le poulet - could it have a few background captured images - thinking maybe ducks in a row on a wall, a diagram of a parking spot in a fridge, an ad fir a hot tub in the side. Just quiet windows into the rich hinterland for university courses to explore and theses to consider ??
Maybe the point is this is just unecessary and one chicken can provide simple complexity by itself and for three hours too.

Maybe the chicken film could have a spin-off called The Massive Salad. It’s about a woman that ate a whole tomato, slice of cucumber and a lettuce leaf and was too full to move.

I haven't laughed this hard in days 😅😂 Some of these are absolute belters!

@jetadore

Le Poulet

3hr long Arthouse masterpiece, no dialogue, shot in black and white; a humble chicken is cooked and served in several meals over the course of a week. The camera focuses on the poultry throughout, the only soundtrack consists of sounds of knives cutting the meat and cooking, cutlery clinking, etc. interspersed with passive-aggressive chewing, huffing and sighing. Connoisseurs will appreciate the commentary on the simmering undercurrents of domestic life, the tension ratcheting as the leftovers become increasingly meagre and the bourgeoise facade begins to crumble. Cannes ‘un certain regard’ award winner.

🤣🤣🤣 This is fantastic! 🤣🤣🤣🥲