To say add more verses?

[piggywoo]

Christmas comes but once a year
Thank fucking god for that!
A lot of time and money
spent on a load of tat.

But fairy lights shine brightly
Removing some of winter's gloom
And it's good to catch up with family
Even if it's only on Zoom

The granny in the corner
Asleep by half past three.
The arguments, the jealousy
It must be family.

Everyone is feeling ill
Dreadful through and through
But what's the issue? Do we know?
Omicron or just the 'flu?

The turkey's in the oven,
Let's hope it doesn't dry.
My timing's out on everything,
I think I want to cry.

Put your tree up later
Resist the urge to spend
Remember that what really counts
Is kindness in the end

Christmas has really just begun
We've only reached day four
Tomorrow there'll be five gold rings
Thereafter seven days more!

The gift you never wanted.
The earrings that you hate.
The huge amount of turkey
That's put upon your plate.

Round the corner and down the lane
Live Mrs Porter and Mary Jane
They have no turkey for their tea
So they're eating here, with me!

Full of flu and feeling grim
Ho ho fucking ho
I'm bored of guests, I'm bored of tests
I'm ready for you to go!

The time has come to play a game
Cards, Monopoly or Scrabble?
No matter which, it ends the same,
A rowdily cheating rabble.

The fire is on
My wine is all set
Cheers to you all
On wonderful Mumsnet

The ham has gone! ...the dog's been sick,
Bring cleaning cloths and bucket.
So we shall dine off "bits to pick",
No complaints else you can f.....

....lipping well get us all a takeout.

I'm over it, can I go home?
My family's driving me crazy.
I want to relax in my own house
And watch something with Patrick Swayze.

The star shines brightly
The Brussels cause farts so almighty
Your family is annoying the life out of you
You regret inviting them over, as it's made you so blue

It's over now, another Christmas is done,
The house is a mess, but the kids had great fun.
Family called round, for gifts and to dine,
Except for poor granny; her lateral flow showed two lines.

Now I need to pay off the credit card bill,
It really is a bitter pill.
They didn't even like the gifts
So now there is a family rift.

Always stressed the weeks before
Have a wine, and just 7 more
Somehow it always comes right
But God do I sleep well Christmas night!