Keira knightley, just full of herself.
Kayla scoladayero or however you pronounce it, also full of herself. In skins she thinks everyone fancies her. In maze runner, she thinks everyone fancies her.
Charlize Theron, who acts like she needs sex straight away in every perfume advert. Also full of herself.
Amanda Holden, also full of herself.
David Walliams, makes me want to chunder.
Keith lemon, makes my skin crawl. Their new programme where he pretends to be her grandma, makes me want to hurl. I had 'somebody on Twitter says they hate you, and another one says you wear too much makeup' stuck in my head in a northern accent for days and I was even saying it randomly to my children, who then got it stuck in their heads who thought it was hilarious. It was awful. I'd be folding up the laundry, and say here you take this set of towels to the bathroom Jack, and somebody on Twitter says you wear too much makeup. And they would be cracking up and I'd be banging my head on a wall.
Also, she seems nice enough, but she is also a little smug and thinks she's so clever, the girl who puts the letters and numbers up on countdown. Forget her name and I bloody watch it all the time.
Jimmy Carr. Pig with his rape jokes. Hated him before that and hate him even more now and he isnt even remotely funny and he acted like an obnoxious idiot on that kid genius programme the other day. Even my husband was getting the hump.
Holly Willoughby and bloody phillip Schofield
The woman who presents only connect, am pretty sure she puts on that accent. And wants to sound really clever.
Boris Johnson winds me up. I impersonate him regularly.
Katie price.
Katie whatever her name is. The one who hates fat people and judges kids by their names. If you're called Tyler, immediately you're chavvy and horrible. Oh yes, katie Hopkins.
The Vixen from the chase thinks she's the sexiest woman alive and the way she purses her lips in between questions gives me the rage.
And the girl from OCD cleaners who cant sleep at night unless her house stinks of bleach. Claims she has OCD and an illness that forces her to clean, yet she wears shoes indoors and cleans her bathrooms with a mop and also full of herself.
Side note: I love Tom Hanks. My husband is his number 1 fan. Cant believe people cant stand him.