To think people just don’t want to pay for this anymore

[Friendswithyoutotheend]

Put some christmas decorations up new in box two of them for £4 for both. No one is interested put a similar decoration up for free I was undated with messages.

But Lavender do they shit on washing?

Don't people sell stuff on - hence freebies snapped up

Leaving aside monkeys, squirrels, shit on washing, etc, can @Friendswithyoutotheend please return to clarify:

Is it two decorations in a box for £4? Or single decorations, each in a box, and you can buy both boxes for £4?

ButLavenderdo they shit on washing?

Only if it's left out overnight. Same as spiders.

We’ve got a colony of bees living in our bird box.

Not my circus, not my monkeys. Maybe my squirrels, sorry.

I also have a Christmas squirrel bauble, but I'm not selling that.

OP, please pm me as I've been wanting a couple of squirrels for a while now.
Can you confirm that they're covered in glitter?

@Letsallscreamatthesistene your post is too short

That was meant to be @HeartvsBrain !

This thread is like a weird dream where nothing makes any sense.

OMG, not flying squirrels and monkeys. I wonder if putting Christmas lights near the washing line would scare them off?

At least squirrels and monkeys can’t fly.
I'm sure they can, as long as they have valid passports and obey the quarantine rules.

We’ve got a colony of bees living in our bird box

Oh dear. Someone got the facts-of-life talk a bit mixed up.

DD works with primates

I think most people work with primates.

Well the birds can't pay, as they don't have hands to pass the money to the monkeys.

Get a magpie.

I thought MN didn’t like non Christmassy Christmas decorations?? I can understand how a squirrel decoration might have slipped through but surely a monkey decoration isn’t allowed on an MN Christmas tree.

One of the decorations on our Christmas tree is a squirrel with a Santa's hat. True fact. But I can't confirm the price.

Squirrels are even supposed to be around at Christmas. They’re supposed to be hibernating. Don’t even get me started on the Monkeys.

I think alcohol may have been taken by the majority of posters on this thread

Are the decorations red? If not have you got any red ones?

Squirrels don't hibernate - common misconception

@Ducksurprise

But Lavender do they shit on washing?

Yes, they will deny it, but they do. Also, it doesn't stink, them being a cut above the rest.

You lot are as mad as a box of frogs.

Do monkeys and squirrels get on well with frogs? #musing

@HeartvsBrain Excellent contribution. I’m putting up our decorations this morning and now I’m worried in case I have to price them. Do we put stickers on them, or bastardise some gift tags? And can we take cash now because of the C word? @Friendswithyoutotheend it’s all very confusing.