Brian Bilston has nailed it

[Gretaburley]

This poem sums Boris and the government up for me.

"Boris is extremely hard working and has had a lot to deal with since he has been Prime Minister. Brexit and a pandemic, completely unexpected. He has lead us through both with style and good humour and so it is not unreasonable for him to let his hair down from time to time."

Thank you thank you thank you for giving me the first real belly laugh of the day.

You could also add a sentence about his powerful physique and his thick gold coloured hair?

He is also very good with children, I have heard.

And at the party five loaves of sourdough and a couple of salmon fillets seemed to feed all the attendees, whilst water was turned into Moet.

@MadDeleine

He is also very good with children, I have heard.

Indeed he and the many children who flock to him keep Peeper pig in business.

@daimbarsatemydogsbone

Its very rare for an incumbent party to secure more than 50% of the vote in a by-election. Let's see your working out on this claim.

The chairman of the Conservative party said so this morning, no more working out required.

Shame the share of the vote was down from 64.5%, though.

The chairman of the Conservative party said so this morning, no more working out required.
You're funny.

What about Chesham and Amersham, a resounding vote in support of Johnson's leadership?

@daimbarsatemydogsbone

The chairman of the Conservative party said so this morning, no more working out required. You're funny.

I am not sure what you find funny in a statement of fact.

[quote BorsetshireBanality]@jgw1 - is that you Carrie?

Brexit wasn’t unexpected - Boris wanted it!
I agree that if Boris had died when he got COVID back in spring 2020 the government shit-show would have been even worse than it was, however I wouldn’t say he has or leads with style and his “humour” sometimes comes across as crass.[/quote]

Boris not only wanted Brexit, but he lied and manipulated the British public so he got it.

Shades of claig here. What happened to dear claig?

Track and Trace for example?

I agree, a very useful service provided by Royal Mail. Nothing to do with Boris though.

Test and trace however has been an utter shambles.

@LemonRedwood

Track and Trace for example?

I agree, a very useful service provided by Royal Mail. Nothing to do with Boris though.

Test and trace however has been an utter shambles.

🤣🤣🤣

@LemonRedwood

Track and Trace for example?

I agree, a very useful service provided by Royal Mail. Nothing to do with Boris though.

Test and trace however has been an utter shambles.

Oh, I used a wrong word. boo hoo.

The point remains that Test and track is excellent.

test and track! Made me proper laugh.

@LemonRedwood

Track and Trace for example?

I agree, a very useful service provided by Royal Mail. Nothing to do with Boris though.

Test and trace however has been an utter shambles.

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I love Brian Bilston - he often parodies songs (this isn't his best, but captures the moment). His poem "Refugees" is probably the most well- known.