The woman who is on the other side of our semi has installed randomly flashing christmas lights around her shrubbery that is approximately as bright as the sun. They are left on all night and it's like a fucking strobe light disco in my bedroom.
Previous attempts to reason with her about parking (to ask that she not park directly in the middle of a space large enough for two cars, so that I, too, could park at the end of the little private road behind our houses) have been met with verbal abuse, and the only reason I haven't called the police is because I don't want to have to register a neighbour dispute when we sell up. So sneaking out at 4 am to snip the wires on her fucking lights is totally reasonable, right?