Worth a few quotes from it:
"Even if we are still bumping elbows and wearing masks.
I am not going to pretend that everything is going to be plain sailing.
We can see the state of the pandemic abroad.
wearing masks- except you, you dozey fucker
pandemic abroad?- looking a lot better than it is here, you dozey fucker
"we have employment back in work at pre-pandemic levels."
Is he personifying "employment" there? Has our old mate "employment" been given a job in the Amazon warehouse then? What does that even mean? Somebody actually wrote that and thought it made sense?
"And I would much rather have our problems today – which are fundamentally caused by a return in global confidence and a surge in demand."
So, are the problems today actually not problems then? Eh?
"But also the imbalance between British business."
That's not a full sentence you dozey fucker. "between" needs something to be compared with.
"Rich and green from the drowned meadows of doggerland"
So he WAS on the common that night with all the others. I always thought he was.
Here's the moment where it all goes a bit Waco.
A new Decalogue that I produced exactly a year ago, when I came down from Sinai and I said to my officials the new ten commandments thou shalt develop:
Here he segues into dogging again, with a pinch of Waco
There are also sound evolutionary reasons why mother nature does not like working from home.
So I people prophesy that people will come back, Tony – they will come to the office.
(If I were Tony, I'd run for them there hills, he probably doesn't want to become part of a suicide cult or shag a Lib Dem on a frosty wet piece of grass)
"So you get fin tech, ed tech, bio tech, med tech, nano tech, ag tech, green tech, So you sound basically like 15th century Mexico."
I actually have no words for that one.
Or this one
There are only 3 countries that have produced more than 100 tech unicorns
Or the Peppa Pig ramblings.
But I can't wait to read "I See You" next Monday.