Staying in hotel tonight and am sick of hotel hipsterisation?
No miniatures (oh because its more eco friendly? How convenient)
Havent seen a dressing gown since about 2004
No coffee/tea stuff in room ("just come and chill in our fun breakfast bar space")
No signs or clear instructions re how to get to room, you have to roam through coffee bar areas and empty bookshelves, a pool table etc until you get to a strangely concealed lift
"Fun" signs in room ("you're smokin....just not in here" - yeah, I know, its been that way for about 20 years now)
Overly casual cool reception staff
No extra bedding in room (for example if you want another duvet)
No glass (had to ask at reception for one)
Dont get me wrong i know you can go pricier but i just find there are more and more mid price hotels.these days that are actually really shit and prioritise style over substance.
Who's with me?