To ask for some cheeky fucker stories?

[WickedWitchOfTheEast87]

I'm off sick and bored. I was talking to a friend the other day and we got onto the subject of the cheeky fuckers we had encountered over the years. I've read the cheeky fucker threads in classics so thought I'd ask for some more stories.

I'll start. A toxic ex friend of mine was a massive CF. She absolutely hated animals and had the utter cheek to tell me that when she comes to visit me I MUST lock my cat up in another room because she hates animals. I refused to do that so she refused to visit (no skin off my nose). Even cheekier she also tried to persuade me to rehome my cat because "black cats are unlucky and a jinx" I kid you not she actually said that to me 😲😲. Obviously I refused and told her if she didn't drop it I would drop her and she was miffed that I would be willing to drop her as a friend over my cat! Thankfully I did eventually see the light and ended the friendship but I have ten years of CF behaviour from her the list is endless! So has anyone got any CF stories or even some CF getting their comeuppance?

There's a current CF thread already running either on here or chat

@BrisbaneandGone Ah ok I haven't seen that one have you got a link please?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4151131-Best-CF-stories-part-2?

There are numerous CF threads and a search brings them up.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/4151131-Best-CF-stories-part-2?pg=1

Here is thread 2, but thread 1 is also linked.
Happy reading

Thanks for the links ladies much appreciated 👍 I've read loads in classics but I'm not to great at navigating through the site and the many topics

No worries.

Thread 1 is 40 pages
Thread 2 is about 28 pages

So,lots to keep you entertained

Hope you feel better soon.

Mate of mine is utterly soppy over her dog-her kids are grown up now and he’s her ‘baby’
He’s lovely but not very well trained
Anyway she had a mate over to share a spiff together and the mate told her (not asked) to lock him in the kitchen while she was there (I do understand this as I’m sick of being trampled to death by a huge staffie)
My mate refused on the basis the dog lives there and her mate doesn’t
So her mate told her that if she got rid of the dog then her and husband could move in,pay zero rent but give her £20 a fortnight for the bills and they ‘could smoke weed all day long’ (which she never puts her hand in her pocket for)

My mate told her to do one…

@minou123 Thank you very much those threads should keep me entertained whilst sick hopefully I shall be up and about soon 😊

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@Stinkyslippers I don't blame her thats fucking cheeky! If her friend had asked nicely or had an allergy to dogs then maybe requesting that is understandable but telling someone what to do in their home is rude and cheeky! Although your friend should have trained her dog. I had a staffie once and she knew the boundaries of what she could and couldn't do.

To be fair my cat didn't like strangers so he would just hide in my bedroom and sleep whilst I had visitors he definitely wouldn't be jumping over them I would never allow that but my reasoning was this is my cat's home, he normally hid when people came round anyway so I wasn't gonna lock him up. But when my friend told me to rehome him I did get a bit pissed off. Sadly my boy died last year but I never would have rehomed him just because a friend hated animals I didn't think ex friend was being cheeky at the time until years later when I told another friend and she told me that ex friend was taking the piss by trying to persuade me to rehome my cat for those reasons. Actually my friend bluntly told me that ex friend doesn't live in my home, pay my bills or cat food and vet fees so she needs to mind her own business lol I wish I had thought to say that to her at the time

[quote WickedWitchOfTheEast87]@Stinkyslippers I don't blame her thats fucking cheeky! If her friend had asked nicely or had an allergy to dogs then maybe requesting that is understandable but telling someone what to do in their home is rude and cheeky! Although your friend should have trained her dog. I had a staffie once and she knew the boundaries of what she could and couldn't do.

To be fair my cat didn't like strangers so he would just hide in my bedroom and sleep whilst I had visitors he definitely wouldn't be jumping over them I would never allow that but my reasoning was this is my cat's home, he normally hid when people came round anyway so I wasn't gonna lock him up. But when my friend told me to rehome him I did get a bit pissed off. Sadly my boy died last year but I never would have rehomed him just because a friend hated animals I didn't think ex friend was being cheeky at the time until years later when I told another friend and she told me that ex friend was taking the piss by trying to persuade me to rehome my cat for those reasons. Actually my friend bluntly told me that ex friend doesn't live in my home, pay my bills or cat food and vet fees so she needs to mind her own business lol I wish I had thought to say that to her at the time[/quote]
Haha-we had my partners ex wife screaming down the phone at me about a week ago that their dd is coming to stay with us in the holidays (she’s pushing 19)
That would be fine if she worked and treated us and our home with some respect but she doesn’t
Last time she was in my house she went for me and I have a list of stuff she did to try to break us up (I’d be here for a week if I started but it was bad-one time she punched my sons rescue staffie over the head to give you an idea of how bad it was-that was ‘minor’ in the grand scheme of things but was the last straw-his crime?she was cooking chicken nuggets and he followed her into the kitchen)

I laughed and said ‘love,you don’t pay your own rent-you sure as hell dont pay mine-when you do,you can invite who you like to come and stay but until then f*ck off’
She put the phone down on me and we’ve not heard a thing since!

At Dd2 christening, we had a party at our house. My nephew brought along his new girlfriend. She got absolutely pished and disappeared.
The next thing I knew she had fallen down our stairs and broken her ankle.
In all the commotion I remarked that she had the same CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTINS as me.
Later on, when I went upstairs I found a pair of shoes lying on my bedroom floor that didn't belong to me. The cheeky cow had gone up to our bedroom and was trying my clothes and shoes on.
My nephew returned them the next day and ditched her soon after. We do laugh about it now but at the time I was bloody furious.
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@Stinkyslippers wow thats shocking! I definitely wouldn't allow her to step over the threshold of my door! Is it bad of me to say it would have served her right if your staffie had gone for her? What a nasty little madam she is!

I just remembered another CF thing my ex friend did. When she got engaged she turned into bridezilla. For nearly three years all I heard about is "my wedding this and that" every minute detail and it bored me stiff. She phoned me one day and asked me if I could get her a £2500 bank loan in my name so she could pay for her DJ (I've never heard of a DJ charging this amount) as she had spent the last of her wedding fund on catering. When I asked why she couldn't get one in her name her response was "I can't my parents would kill me!" I told her no. At the time I was studying full time and working part time so I wasn't exactly flush with cash so I didn't need the stress of that hanging over my head. She bombarded me for over a week with text messages and phone calls begging me to change my mind. When I continued to say no she started crying hysterically about all the times she had been there for me especially when my mental health was bad (telling me to get a grip and saying her mental health was worse than mine. She's a hypochondriac a slight cold and she's off to the doctors with bubonic plague 🙄) and how she would do the same for me. She made me feel like I was bring so unreasonable so I spoke to another friend who told me bluntly ex friend was a cheeky mare for asking never mind harassing me into trying to change my mind and told me ex friend is no friend of mine if she behaves like this and treats so called friends like that! Amazingly I stayed friends with her but she never let me forget how let down I made HER feel 😲

She did eventually go too far and behaved very spitefully towards me and I snapped and blocked the cow it was like a weight was lifted off me and I've never regretted it. Its only since I've cut contact I realise how toxic she is. Now as soon as my toxic alarm bells start ringing I disengage and back away fast!

@ParkheadParadise

At Dd2 christening, we had a party at our house. My nephew brought along his new girlfriend. She got absolutely pished and disappeared. The next thing I knew she had fallen down our stairs and broken her ankle. In all the commotion I remarked that she had the same CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTINS as me. Later on, when I went upstairs I found a pair of shoes lying on my bedroom floor that didn't belong to me. The cheeky cow had gone up to our bedroom and was trying my clothes and shoes on. My nephew returned them the next day and ditched her soon after. We do laugh about it now but at the time I was bloody furious. 😂 👠 👠 😂

😲😲 What a cheeky cow! At least your nephew dumped her and didn't make excuses for her behaviour. I'd love to know why these cheeky fuckers think their behaviour is acceptable its shocking some of the stories I've read on here but I gotta say the Mexican house thief story deserves a lifetime achievement award for the sheer nerve of that CF! Another favourite of mine is the gooseberry bush lady who was furious the OP had picked all the fruit off the bush that was in her own garden and the CF couldn't make a pie as it was all gone and she had driven there to basically pick the gooseberry bush bare!

Long ago, I was due to give birth before my also pregnant friend. She asked if we could try out my newborn with their dog, because if he was aggressive with my baby, she’d know to get her dog rehomed before she gave birth 🤯

I’ve just been asked by a school mum to have her kid for half the weekend so she could go to a party, returning after all our bedtimes. She hasn’t replied since I offered her the number of our babysitter 😂

You win! My jaw will remain nailed to the floor reading your post! So you're friend is happy to put your newborn at risk but not her own please tell me you told her to fuck off?

As for the school mum I have come across these I used to be a nanny and I had a few school mums ask me if I also did babysitting at weekends and were fine with what I charged. One mum had 4 kids who I would describe as feral thought I'd give her a discount and said £10 per hour was too much all she could afford was £5 per hour. I said no straight away and thank god I did I later found out from another nanny that she lived in a 5 bedroom town house in a really wealthy area, her husband was an Entertainment Lawyer and the nanny agreed to babysit one time but said she could only do until 11.30pm and the mum agreed with the nanny's rate and a cab home. Parents returned about 3 hours late after text's saying they were running slightly late. Paid the nanny half her rate and refused to get her a cab home. Turns out the woman couldn't keep a nanny longer than a few months because she treated her nannies like slaves, expected them to basically do all housework, washing and childcare and paid shit money. One of her nannies told me she was horrible but her husband was lovely just very under her thumb. I know childcare is expensive but ffs this was 15 years ago!

Omfg I'm speechless at your friend! What was your response!?

Sorry for not replying! I didn’t get an alert that anyone has responded. The pregnant one - I just laughed in her face (after a stunned silence while I tried to process what I was hearing). She didn’t ask again - maybe just hormonal madness?!

Oh - and the one who wanted 10 hours of babysitting is also significantly wealthier than us. Probably due to never paying for childcare 😂