So DS loves his toy 'ro-ro' (washing machine) more than anything in the whole world.
It stops working. I take advantage of the ELC no-quibble guarantee and take it back.
Woman at counter, tutting: "Oooh, what kind of batteries do you use?"
Me: "Er, Duracell."
Cue further tutting. "Ah, that's what it'll be, you see. Other batteries are all too short [WTF?]"
She puts ELC batteries into the old ro-ro. It still does not work, so she gives me a new one but reminds me to 'buy the right ELC batteries.'
Has anyone else been told this? Am I being lied to? Is it a huge conspiracy to make me buy my batteries at the ELC? I am completely confused and feel a pointless letter-writing campaign coming on.