You are not being unreasonable at all!
Originally Americans decided that pumpkins were a hallowe'en thing to get rid of a surplus of their harvest of pumpkins at the same time of year.
They are tasteless. YOu can't eat them. I don't get them at all
I know it's fun for kids to carve a face but this could be done in something else.
I'm Irish and old so I remember my mother trying to carve a face in to a turnip and giving up and drawing a face on! ha, so much easier.
But in this part of the world, what's 'local' to us is not pumpkins. Sadly it's turnips.
Bring back turnips. Actually, turnip is nice when it's prepared right. And at least it's clearly savoury.
Years ago I thought I just don't know how to cook pumpkin pie etc but I gave it my all once from an American recipe and it is bland in desserts.
At least with a turnip you know it's savoury, cook it like potato, saute it in garlic butter, roast it. It's delicious.
BRING BACK TURNIPS
I sound like Baldrick now, in my passion for turnips.