Free ride ticket #1: the council has completely wrongly suddenly decided that I'm entitled to council tax support. So they've applied it to my bill, which I always overpay so I don't have to pay December's, and now I'm not due to pay any more this year. They've also transferred a £100 "Covid support payment" to me. I rung them up twice, once for the discount and once for the 100 quid, and said I'm not due it. They say I am. So, free council services.
Free ride ticket #2: I signed up for a switch to avro back in August, not knowing that they would take ages to do it and then go bust, which is ofc exactly what's happened. However, according to octopus they haven't heard of me and according to my old supplier I've definitely left and gone to avro. So no one wants to send me a bill. There is no bill.
Free bin collection and free heating throughout the winter for me! What a time to be alive!