Petty revenge on family from hell next door..

[Londonlassie12]

We no longer speak to ndn due to a number of awful issues with them during lockdown.. They have now been badmouthing us to anyone who'll listen which has greatly upset us as its all untrue. We are no contact with them but I feel I'm due a little petty revenge act as we've risen above them so far...

Play on repeat, "Wouldn't it be nice to get on with me neighbours," 🎶🎶

Resentment Is Like Taking Poison And Waiting For The Other Person To Die -
Honestly, I’d try to ignore them and get on with your life and pay as little thought as you can.
It won’t make you feel better. We have neighbours like this- they don’t deserve your time or attention.

Valentine cards, or other suggestion of extra-conjugal unpleasantness (to both parties as vengeance is an equal opportunities employer). Something like Oh you were so good when we did it up behind the Drum and Monkey.

I’m thinking the Neighbours theme song at five minute intervals over night like PP suggested. (Subliminal messages?)

@Dillyjones72

Resentment Is Like Taking Poison And Waiting For The Other Person To Die - Honestly, I’d try to ignore them and get on with your life and pay as little thought as you can. It won’t make you feel better. We have neighbours like this- they don’t deserve your time or attention.

Of course it will make you feel better. Pay no attention to this ^ OP.

I personally LOVE the key fob suggestion, as well as speakers played against their wall.

Ignoring then is hugely difficult but the only way.
Getting revenge has to be in your head only .. but remember they're living inside it rent free at the moment whilst you're planning it.
Wrote a novel about them. Sell it and make money.

So true, thank you. Its so hard to ignore but looks like it's the only way..

Yes I needed this. When I get taken to court for smearing dog shit behind my neighbours car door handles however, I will be citing mumsnet as an accomplice.

Some great advice out ignoring them here.