New neighbour just stuck her head in my window

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New neighbours moved in during the week. Last lot were a quiet friendly bunch, but these new ones have been nothing but trouble. On the first night they broke into my garden, ruined my little veg patch and pulled down a sunshade and pooed on my decking. I went and sorted them out and thought that was the end of it but just as I was settling down with a cuppa to watch TV one of them stuck her head in the window and screeched at me.
AIBU to ask the farmer to move the goats to another field and bring back the cows?

Thank you OP! I’ve and a really shit day and that’s given me a proper giggle!

Same here - well played, OP

Sounds like your new neighbours are a crowd of hill-billies OP, how awful that they went on the rampage in your garden! You need to kidnap them and lock them up.
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Think yourself lucky they haven’t parked a donkey or a shitland pony next door they need Asbo-ing the lot of them.

Get straight onto that farmer cos the buck stops with him

Did you tell them to goat out?

Tell your neighbours to butt out, OP

You seem to be on the horns of a dilemma.

This would get my goat.

My friends goat broke out and went into her neighbours kitchen. She fed him biscuits and apparently he wasn't wanting to leave
My friend got a text saying I think I have your goat in my kitchen eating a hobnob

Our neighbours had four goats in their house. Just saying.

If I was you I would alpaca your belongings and move out.

Do you have kids? Perhaps you could hire a nanny

What a maaaa-d story.

I’ve never herd anything like it!

You might have a free Nanny, to look after your kids if you have any.

Amazing 😄

Great thread but I need to goat back to sleep now

They’re just GOAding you

I read it right to the end and thought - wow that was some house warming party, it's going to take more than a Christmas card to make up for pooing on her decking. Reading the replies, I can see that I am in need of sleep.

Good luck OP.

Ooh I do know why they have rectangular pupils though!

It's so when they have their heads down to graze, their pupils allow the biggest possible view of the horizon to be aware of predators. Like landscape mode rather than portrait.

It's amazing evolution and surprising that more herbivores haven't developed it.

Or of course it could just be how the Devil designed them. 😈 🐐

Brilliant thread!

The only decent goat is a curried goat with rice and peas

I forgot to add the picture, how awful of me . Happy to give you all a good laugh.

Oh please, pull the udder one