To want Adam Driver to impregnate me?

[Ccoffee217]

So I'm ovulating which is probably giving me the horn; but I keep seeing the fragrance advert with Adam Driver in and I can't help but find him extremely sexy even though I think he's actually got very good looking... is this just me? 😅

@OuiOuiBonjour I love that 😍 lucky horse indeed

Yes! He is absolutely odd looking but at the same time manly and so very sexy! I’m glad I’m not alone with this My partner thinks I’m strange for fancying Kylo Ren.

[quote Kwackerly]@OuiOuiBonjour I love that 😍 lucky horse indeed[/quote]
It takes a special man for me to break out the Shakespeare .

I am ridiculously envious of that horse though.

Scarlett had love in an elevator with a different film star. It was Benicio Del Toro. Well, so she told me.
Bardem though...cor.
Back to Adam Driver.. gosh darn it. That new advert tapped into my subconscious desires.
Kylo Ren wild and near naked on a horsey.

@RobinPenguins

I like a big schnozz on a man so he definitely fits the bill.

Big fan of a big nose. Agree with you here 😂

@Empressofthemundane

He’s a very good actor. He’s most attractive when he is in a scene with a woman. He seems to have chemistry with every leading lady. He portrays desire so well.

He also portrays, "I'll fight to the death for you" very well.

I love him when he's beardy!

Yes yes yes

@OuiOuiBonjour

Thanks, that was a giggle to watch.

@rooarsome

I love him when he's beardy!

How are you meant to concentrate on his beard with all that muscly arm thing going on?! Like how did you even spot the beard?

He could totally pick me up with one hand and throw me over his shoulder and carry me away up a mountain. He's like a logger.

Sigh

I want his big raging red lightsaber all over me.. (too far now?)

@Ccoffee217

I want his big raging red lightsaber all over me.. (too far now?)

I mean...I get the sentiment but you've just made it sound infected or something.

Try some new adjectives. Pulsating. Huge. Undulating...Scarlet... or Crimson... and so forth.

Yes ! You're right... I always mix those two up. Equally lush..

But in the advert it looks like he romanticises the horse and 2 become 1 - bit disturbing.

Sorry meant to quote the Benecio del Toro ref !!

LordOfTheOnionRings

‘I want him to stick his rat ears in my puss’

WTF?!!!! 😂🤣

@Kona84

But in the advert it looks like he romanticises the horse and 2 become 1 - bit disturbing.

But the horse isn't a horse.

It's a metaphor.

For me us.

We are the horse.

And we are one with Adam.

Nothing about that advert is disturbing..!

@OuiOuiBonjour no words could do what's behind his trousers any justice 🙈

Now whenever the Burberry advert comes on I will do a little inwards giggle to myself so my husband doesn't notice, but secretly I will be thinking of EVERYTHING in this chat 😂

This thread is brilliant

@BuffySummersReportingforSanity

Sorry, but his US Marines portrait is absolutely hilarious

That's a USMC boot camp graduation pic...they all look like that!

@Ccoffee217

I feel genuinely filthy after this thread. I need a cold shower and a priest.

You've led me astray Coffee!

So who is excited for the last duel then?

I was going to watch Annette but tbf it sounds a bit shit. Although apparently he sings into her fanjo. Twice.

@OuiOuiBonjour oh but it was Adam who left us all astray... genuinely laughing here 😁

Or led rather 😅