The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

@ddl1

I've met people in Accounts called Ms Cashman and Ms Ledger ;a primary school teacher called Mrs Littlechild; and a gardener called Mrs Green. There were early/mid 20th century neurology textbooks by authors called Brain and Head, and there is a book on animal behaviour by Fox and Tiger (yes, really). There is a law firm in Warwickshire called Wright Hassall; read it aloud and it just about sums up any situation where one might need to consult a lawyer!

A family I know used Wright Hassall and one family member living in Bristol rented a second property out near Cardiff and the agent was Crook & Blight. You could not make it up.

DS and I at the hospital waiting to be called for his appointment. Receptionist calling out names
Receptionist calls out "Penelope Chicken?"
DS and I still cackle about that

Met someone called Aaron Corne today.

Acorn

DP has an American colleague called Randy Baron

Dr HunnyBun - sadly not my dr.

There’s a Hurcules in my son’s class

We used to have a neighbour called Mr Cock

@dancinfeet

Shirley Worley (married name), which sounds kind of fun, but she was a fairly elderly very strict ex headmistress, not someone you could have a chuckle with about her name.

Jesus I’m early 40’s and would be giggling like a school girl if someone presented themselves to me as ‘Shirley Worley’ - it’s making me chuckle now, I’d be in stitches if I was in a work environment where you’re not allowed to laugh.

Dentist (retired now) was A Cow
Jenna Taylor. Not married either.

Old neighbour was Dianne Parr.
Di Parr 💩

Paul Mycock. I still have his business card as it makes me laugh!

Love Shirley Worley.

Dr D'eath (she was lovely) and an Indian teacher called Mr Dixit (pronounced Dick-shit). An Indian boy in my class called Binnit and a girl in the year above called Shital.

Jenna Taylor poor girl

Oh yes, and my Dad's friend is actually called Randy Gibbons. I kid you not. I'd forgotten about him until this thread.

Mr Burns-Cox is a urology consultant/surgeon in Somerset.

Polly married a Mr Parrot.
Gaynor Hardon. How could her parents not have realised this one?

I live next door to Mr. Bean. He prefers people to use his first name rather than call him Mr.

@ChampagneWorries

Jalen-Jase

P..E teacher called Mr Ball.

Poppy Rose White (child’s full name)

What's wrong with Poppy Rose White?

Oh and Dr De’ath, Dr Killah and Dr Scull all on the same corridor with names on the doors.

I used to work with Mrs Christmas and Mr Heaven- both were lovely!

I was at school with girls named Priti, Beauty, Lavli, and Joy.

My best friend didn't take her DH's surname, because it's essentially her first name! (Like Taylor Taylor)

I don't get Briony Pickles though, why is that one amusing?

The Reverend Daunton-Fear.
( of a church in Barming Kent , I kid you not ).

Genna Taylor was a girls in the same year as my daughter. I didn’t believe it until I saw her name on the sports day run down .

Mustafa Kunt

Decades ago, my granny found a wedding notice in the paper, informing the reader that a lady with the surname Drinkwater had married a man with the surname Wee.

She cut it out to show us. Sounds like a match made in heaven, don't you think?

Nicholas Hawes (apparently his parents didn't realise until after he was born - calls himself Nick now)

Briony Prickles?

I used to know an Adrian Mole