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To ask you WTF bit me?!

110 replies

HighDudgeonAtBerks · 31/08/2021 21:59

I shall set the scene; ‘twas a bank holiday Sunday and I (innocent mother of three) was wandering around the nearby woods with gay abandon. The sun was shining its dappled light as we made our way along the path that we’d walked many times before.

Then I felt a sharp pain on my right ankle. I waved a hand at it but saw nothing and assumed it was a bramble - as I had been daintily —scoffing— partaking of the forest fruits. It didn’t hurt much and I pretty much forgot about it.

Then yesterday - exhibit A - two red patches about the size of a 5p piece each, one of which is a weird bubbly mess of fluid-filled grossness and both of which itch like hell. I haven’t had anything like this before despite having been bitten and stung by most things.

Which brings us to today and exhibit B. I thought it seemed to be healing (mainly because I’ve been distracted by work all day) but just took a look and now it’s one blister and the skin around it looks bruised.

The things I did see and things I do know:-
-There are grass snakes and adders in the area but I’m pretty sure I would have seen that
-there were wasps, red ants, horse flies, mosquitos (all the good stuff), but I’ve never reacted to any of these like this before

Am I doomed? Will I have to amputate? Should I just bite down on a stick and get it over with?

What bit me?!

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HerRoyalRisesAgain · 01/09/2021 13:35

Not so friendly if he's biting you!

HighDudgeonAtBerks · 01/09/2021 13:44

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

Not so friendly if he's biting you!
Maybe it was for my own good. Maybe I was about to step on something dangerous and the sting/bite saved me.
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CurlyhairedAssassin · 01/09/2021 19:33

@userxx

Horse fly, I got bit once on my arse and it was infected, ended up showing the woman in the pharmacy, to this day I have no idea if she worked there 🤷‍♂️
Grin Grin Grin
GlumyGloomer · 01/09/2021 19:49

@HighDudgeonAtBerks

I’m going to have to average all the replies and assume that it was an 8-legged, serpentine, flying horse with enormous mandibles housing two fangs that ooze hogweed sap.

Which is, in many ways, much worse than I was expecting.

Oh OP, I really hope you survive. It would be a sad loss for the world if you didn't Grin With that creature flying around the forest it bloody well should be forbidden 🤣
GlumyGloomer · 01/09/2021 19:50

Ahem, also sorry for your suffering and please look after yourself

HighDudgeonAtBerks · 01/09/2021 21:12

Thank you Glumy, that is very lovely of you.

Still alive. Still itchy. Still gross. I still haven’t popped it (and that is a minor miracle since I live to pop stuff).

I’ve just remembered that I saw some deer flies (type of horsefly) around over the weekend, and I don’t think I’ve been chomped by one of them before, so that was probably the culprit. Rather beautiful monsters they are.

I hope to survive the night.

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ooft · 02/09/2021 06:34

Have you put vicks vaporub round about it? It's a total game changer for bites (normally before they blister though)

justasking111 · 02/09/2021 12:11

For the itching a hair dryer is useful blow it over the bite the relief is wonderful

FastFood · 02/09/2021 12:18

@Aparallaxia

Horse-fly.

My aunt was bitten on her eyelid by a horse-fly the day before her wedding...

Oh no 😱 I often think about people who get a cold sore for their wedding day, but it's definitely worse.
HighDudgeonAtBerks · 02/09/2021 18:49

A friend once got bitten by a midge on her lip and it looked like she’d been punched. She was so worried people would think her dp did it that she didn’t go out for a week.

Being bitten before something big is so unfair!

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