Cartoon crushes

[Thurlow]

A long, wet, end of summer holidays afternoon watching Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and I've realised I would definitely make some time for the second Peter Parker, beer belly and all.

And as we all know, Robin Hood is indeed an absolutely fox.

Any others?

Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid. Black hair and very blue eyes, sadly too rare in the world of actually real life men.

Closely followed by Prince Naveen from Princess and The Frog.

One of my earliest crushes was on one of the Biker Mice from Mars

Now Dangermouse I definitely get!

No love for animated fat Peter Parker

@Thurlow

Brian Griffin

I can't imagine He-Man being particularly good in bed though.

How very dare you? He would just have to shout “I have the power!!!!” And his sword would magically grow! Result.

I have the power

Marshall weedon scott from the animated film 'White Fang'. Yum. It's on netflix btw and I highly recommend.

Popeye - just look at those powerful arms. 💪💪

@amusedbush

One of my earliest crushes was on one of the Biker Mice from Mars

Omg me too! It was the one who was like... beige coloured I think.

Also Pip from fern gully, clearly paving the way for my life long obsession with long haired, shirtless, red heads.

Trent from Daria... swoon...

I used to have a crush on the hooded claw! A bad boy and his dedication to chasing down penelope pitstop was very attractive!

@Hoppinggreen Cheetara from Thundercats. Now I have the theme in my head!

Fred from Scooby Doo when I was about 8

I would bang, in this order:
Robin Hood
Flynn
Aladdin
Baloo
She-Ra

Got no time for HeMan and agree with a pp that’s he’s prolly a bad lover - maybe inexperienced and clumsy? Quite selfish’

Aramis from Dogtanian. Hank from Dungeons and Dragons. Oh oh Waggs from The Biskitts about mini dogs! Loved that. And Teebo from the OG Ewoks series. I wanted to be Latara so much!

Not a cartoon but I loved Piccadilly from The Deptford Mice books.

Only on MN will you get a list of cartoons characters preceded by the sentence “I would bang…”

Puss in Boots from Shrek!

Ulysses, from Ulysses 31. Established my love of a good beard from a young age.

Definitely Lion-O from Thundercats!

I was 12 when I used to fancy Spongebob. Not sure why I fancied him. He’s a sponge.

Obviously styled on Eoin Macken from when he played Gwaine in Merlin.

Trent from Daria.
Cheetarah from thundercats.
Bluegrass from silverhawks.
Igor from Duckula (I can't explain that one tbh)

And of course, Fox Robin Hood.

When I was a child, Sebastian from Mysterious cities of gold!

Gambit from the animated X Men cartoon

@amusedbush SAME thank god I’m not the only one