Eating a pizza... In bed.

[Bakedalaskan42]

Would it be totally unreasonable for me to eat my Papa John's pizza in my bed.. I'm changing my sheets tomorrow. Had a long day today and I'm lying down in bed, pizza is being delivered in 10 minutes. So comfy in bed. Got Netflix on the laptop..
I never, ever, ever eat in bed or my bedroom. But just feel like it tonight. Would it be gross ???

Windows are open too. I did think about the smell too. It's one night. We're all human.

Do it!!!! The bedding will be changed tomorrow anyway!

@Bakedalaskan42

Windows are open too. I did think about the smell too. It's one night. We're all human.

Yeah the smell is bad but the flatulence might cover it up?

I don't possibly break wind.. I'm a lady 😂

I probably wouldn’t because of the smell as well but definitely would have it while reclining on the sofa. Make sure you have a napkin for greasy fingers too.

Papa Johns is defo better than Dominos

Not at all unreasonable. Your pizza, your bed, your rules

Are you Waynetta by any chance?

I wouldn’t. It’ll stink in the morning and all through the night.

Ah garlic sticks..they are a bit wiffy.

What toppings have you gone for?

I’m always jealous of people that eat in in bed (my mum has a biscuit in bed before sleep every night- guess it’s one of the pleasures of dentures and I couldn’t as if jab brushed my teeth! However, if I get even a single crumb in my bed I cannot cope and have to keep getting up and brushing the (imaginary) crumbs out!!!

Hope it was good!’

Yanbu.
I would love to be in bed eating pizza right now.

@ThinWomansBrain

make sure that you have something to catch the crumbs

Like the huge box the pizza comes in?

Nope not Waynetta. My house is absolutely spotless, I'm a single parent who works very hard to support a house and child. I only contemplated it as its sheet change day tomorrow. We're all human and want to do things outside of the restrictions we set ourselves. Yes I hate crumbs and grease and will hoover my sheets within an inch of my life after.. But it's been a long day and just thought why not :)

It's absolutely fine! Your bed, your choice!

Remember to put the leftovers somewhere safe if you find yourself falling asleep. You don't want to tread on it in the night or wake up with it on your face .

Oh the boxes will be going in the bin and any leftovers in the fridge. I won't fall asleep until I brush my teeth and shower!

If it feels good do it!

God it sounds like bliss.

Fuck it. Enjoy.

I’ve done it many a times and it’s great! I wouldn’t recommend going to sleep straight after though. Last time I did it late evening I got cramps 🤦🏻‍♀️

Hi Joey! How you doin'?

Sounds like heaven OP. Do it.

Stealth boast OP!

I so very want a pizza and to eat in bed with Netflix. All these things are totally out of reach. This is my new dream.

Just finished... It was divine. It really was.

You would be unreasonable NOT to eat it in bed. Enjoy!