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To ask your drunken stories

19 replies

Mellybell · 08/08/2021 20:43

Hi,
I’m feeling a bit sorry for myself….self inflicted though!
I got ridiculously drunk last night in the local pub, probs made a fool of myself, can’t really remember much, hounded my ex in the bar and sent a ridiculous amount of drunk texts!
Please make me feel better and tell me yours as my anxiety is through the roof right now!

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ifoundthebread · 08/08/2021 20:50

I once decided the whole bar of my local pub needed to see my new nipple piercings, showed them all with pride. Then went outside in the car park thought I could hurdle the knee high fence into the car park and went flat on my face and split my knee open. Decided I didn't need the taxi and would ring 2 of my ex bfs telling them I needed to see them (on seperate phone calls) and went to meet them can't remember where or what happened from that point that night but then woke the next day in my exs bed and apparently we'd agreed to be engaged as I was always "the one" for him. That was an unbelievable walk of shame the next morning.

mygenericusername · 08/08/2021 20:54

I’m prone to sleep walk if I drink.

Got hideously drunk and decided to go for a walk around my college dorm in a dress made of toilet paper I’d fashioned myself in the bathroom.

My saving grace was it was 3am and nobody saw me thanks to my roommate who came to rescue me.

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Mellybell · 08/08/2021 20:58

Hahahaha brilliant!

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honeylulu · 08/08/2021 21:23

This was over 25 years ago but while absolutely plastered from a night in town I went "home" to a house I'd actually moved out of two weeks earlier. I couldn't work out why my keys wouldn't work in the door. The house had a basement kitchen and the window was open so I climbed in, went upstairs and went to bed. Thank fuck no one was there as I woke up next morning and realised I no longer lived there .

FizzyPink · 08/08/2021 21:26

When I was younger and single I used to be terrible for drunk calling whoever I was in love with at the moment.
I had a bit of a crush on my boss after I’d just started a new job. We’d all gone out after work for drinks and then he’d left early. I proceeded to drunk call him about 20 times I was about 21 at the time and absolutely terrified of going into work on the Monday.

NameChangeHelpWithBullies · 08/08/2021 21:31

I once got hammered on a first date with a very sexy man who I had fancied for ages. I didn't mean to get that drunk but luckily am good at hiding it. We were sending each other flirty texts after arriving home and I don't know how I managed it, but somehow in my drunkenness I managed to hit some shortcut on my phone and accidentally text him my 'to do' list that was in my notes app. In preparation for my hot date that night, it included 'shave legs' and 'do bikini line'

Reader, I did not marry him

Seeleyboo · 08/08/2021 21:32

On a date with very new boyfriend. We were walking back to his house from town. I was clearly drunk and needed to pee. I said can we sit on this bench for a moment. I proceeded to pull my jeans down and peed. The look on his face. We made it back to his house and he proposed pppffhhaaa. When i woke he thought it was hilarious. I was mortified. Yes, we did marry.

Sparklfairy · 08/08/2021 21:34

@NameChangeHelpWithBullies you win

I have too many, and I can't post them because my DM is on MN...

PolytheneRam · 08/08/2021 21:39

@mygenericusername

I’m prone to sleep walk if I drink.

Got hideously drunk and decided to go for a walk around my college dorm in a dress made of toilet paper I’d fashioned myself in the bathroom.

My saving grace was it was 3am and nobody saw me thanks to my roommate who came to rescue me.

Not particularly relevant to the thread, buy aged nineteen i sleepwalked cimpletely naked into the taxi rank across the road from my flat.

The police were called. The first thing i recall is trying to hide myself behind an offixe chair.

Utterly terrifying.

Waxonwaxoff0 · 08/08/2021 21:43

I walked home by myself at 2am in the pissing rain. So dangerous.

Fell down the stairs at a club and broke my ankle.

Snogged a work colleague that I didn't even fancy.

Diddumz · 08/08/2021 21:49

Got very drunk.

Passed out in pub.

In my "sleep", I took my top clothes off. Boobs out. My friends tried to cover me up.

Was asked to leave pub and staggered home, bra in hand.

Husband was not impressed when I crashed through the front door of our house and attempted to crawl up the stairs.

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Mellybell · 08/08/2021 22:31

These have made me feel so much better….I’m still scared to leave the house though at the fear of being labelled some crazy drunken stalker 🙈

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LakieLady · 08/08/2021 22:43

I was so pissed once that when my then BF dared me to take my dress off while we were walking home from a very long and boozy lunch, I did. It was a very hot day and I only had knickers on underneath. And it was only 7pm, so still light.

That was over 30 years ago, and it still makes me blush when I think about it.

Raffles1981 · 08/08/2021 22:54

So there's me, mum, dad, aunt, uncle and boyfriend - we all went out to celebrate my birthday. Had a few drinks while getting ready. No problem. Got to the restaurant, early, so we went across the road and had a few drinks in a pub. No problem. Fresh air hits me as we walk to the restaurant. I order steak (no recollection) take one bite, stand up, storm out, jump into a taxi outside as two girls get out and go home. Get home, my gran is there babysitting my two younger brothers. We engage in conversation, I then go upstairs, loudly throw up and sleep. Got the cold shoulder the next day. Took years before I could talk about it. No idea what was going on. But ugh, I was mortified.

Nowhereelsetogo90 · 08/08/2021 22:55

@Seeleyboo yours reminded me a good friend of mine who stopped to pee in a bush on way home from a night out many years ago. Grabbed a random man walking past and made him hold her coat and bag while she did this. They’ve been married 8 years.

MyNameForToday1980 · 08/08/2021 23:05

Me neighours and I had a joint house party (sorry to our surrounding neighbours) in around 2000.

We each had back doors which backed into the same courtyard.

Come 5am I decided to go home, presumed our back door was locked, and so, somehow posted myself through a tiny kitchen window (the sort that is no more than 18in by 6in).

Somehow I scaled the wall ( around 4ft climb onto the windowsill) poured myself through the window arms first, into a handstand on the edge of the sink - and then somersaulted to the kitchen and landed on my feet.

Let me make this clear:

I can not do handstands
I can not somersault
I was a size 14, there according to the laws of physics, it is simply not possible for me to get through that window space - I mean, how did I compress my actual head?

But I did it.

MyNameForToday1980 · 08/08/2021 23:05

Oh and the fucking door wasn't locked.

Chocolateandamaretto · 08/08/2021 23:06

My now husband dared me to take my clothes off and swim in a fountain in town when we were both half cut about 15 years ago…..I did it, then hopped out and ran over the road, jumped in the local kebab van and gave the server a cuddle, then hopped out and climbed a statue in the middle of a roundabout. All in my undies. Don’t know how I didn’t end up in trouble!

Lockheart · 08/08/2021 23:07

There's a strong chance this will end up in the national press, so unless you're happy with your stories becoming cheap news I'd think before you share...

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