I don't think my door fitter reads Mumsnet, so I'm not going to change my name.
Bought a new front door, it's requires a special shaped frame. 6 to 8 weeks.
6 weeks later they arrive to measure up, it'll be 6 to 8 weeks.
8 weeks I phone them , the frame makers have gone bust, not to worry they have a new firm it'll be 6 to 8 weeks.
6 weeks later they turn up to re measure, it'll be 6 to 8 weeks.
Are you spotting a trend here?
Phone up, where's my door, stuck in the Suez canal apparently.
they ring me up , they'll be here next week , 6 weeks ago.
Today they've replied to my snotty phone call, no doors, or fitters, in the world apparently.
So is there really a shortage of front doors, or am I on the receiving end of the longest wind up ever?