Received this text message yesterday afternoon from my doctors:
Dear chocolatefiend
The doctor would like you to book a routine telephone appointment, please contact reception at 8am Mon-Fri to book a same day appointment with Dr Smith.
Thanks
Smith Surgery
I've changed the name of the Dr and surgery but other than that it's the exact wording they sent me.
YANBU - this means you should ring at 8am and be given a telephone appt for the same day
YABU - this means you should ring at 8am and be given an appointment in just over two weeks time
For context, the surgery's normal policy is that you ring at 8am for an on the day appt (half of all their appts are released at 8am on the day for those how need a same day appt). if you want a 'routine appt' (which tend to be booked up two weeks in advance) you are supposed to wait until after 9am to ring so as not to jam the phone lines for those who need an on-the- day appt.