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Who is pooing by my garden fence?

21 replies

ConkerBonkers · 19/07/2021 17:30

I am unsure about who the phantom poo-er is. We have pet rabbits so I'm hoping it's not a fox. However, the poop don't stink.... so I don't think it's a fox or cat. Wood pigeons sit on our fence but I think the poo is too big and solid for a pigeon. Perhaps it could be an owl, but I can't see any feathers or bones there in it. Whoever it is they have been doing a lot of poo recently! Please get your sleuthing caps on :)

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WombatStewForTea · 19/07/2021 17:33

Gonna need a pic OP!

Dogmum40 · 19/07/2021 17:34

Fox poo tends to be a couple of inches long, black in colour and most of the time have a slight point of one end, badger poo is also black and runny and cat poo looks similar to fox but is brown and without the point!

Hope this helps 🤣

ConkerBonkers · 19/07/2021 17:37

I can't seem to post a photo...it's a yellow ochre kind of colour, about 2-3 cm X 1.5 cm and has white stuff on it and near it reminiscent of bird droppinds

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ConkerBonkers · 19/07/2021 17:50

Here's a photo. They are generally a bit bigger than this, but this was a good example.

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DogsSausages · 19/07/2021 17:51

Cant see the pic. There is a wildlife poo identifying website.

wizzywig · 19/07/2021 17:52

Its not me, promise

NoddingTulip · 19/07/2021 17:54

I was thinking maybe hedgehog, but our ones don't have white bits in theirs.

ConkerBonkers · 19/07/2021 17:54

i will try again!

Who is pooing by my garden fence?
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Pinkywoo · 19/07/2021 17:56

Wood pigeon?

DogsSausages · 19/07/2021 17:56

It looks like a pigeon has plopped on a toadstool

Sunbird24 · 19/07/2021 17:57

Hmm, I’ve had very similar bird poos on my car that size or bigger - nightmare to wash off! Knowing what sits in those trees I’ve narrowed it down to pigeon or crow

KeziaOAP · 19/07/2021 17:58

Looks like pigeon poo

BruceAndNosh · 19/07/2021 17:59

If it's pooing 5p pieces, is it a Golden Goose?

TerrifiedandWorried · 19/07/2021 18:00

Me. Sorry.

Daisydoesnt · 19/07/2021 18:00

It’s a type of fungus. We used to get it this time of year a lot in a paddock. The telltale signs are the strands of white along the grass. Google Dog Vomit fungus / mould. Weird huh?’

ConkerBonkers · 19/07/2021 18:01

Yeah, definitely no toadstool there, and the yellow poops are usually quite a bit bigger than that example, and they always have the white stuff near them. I never heard of a bird do a big shhhh like that, they are usually more liquidy, pinkywoo have you seen wood pigeon's business like that before? We had a different bird of prey near us recently, a sparrow hawk, and sometimes see bats....lots of owls about but the poo doesn't seem full of bones or feathers etc.

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TerrifiedandWorried · 19/07/2021 18:01

It looks like woodpigeon poo, we get loads in our school playground.

ConkerBonkers · 19/07/2021 18:03

Daisydoesn't it is just sitting on top of the grass like it was shhh at there, rather than growing from the grass...so I'm not sure about it being fungus, but that was a good idea, thank you, I will keep that as a maybe.

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ConkerBonkers · 19/07/2021 18:06

Thank you terrified and worried, I guess it must be the wood pigeons then! Never would have thought their shhh its would be so substantial, lol

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Daisydoesnt · 19/07/2021 18:09

it is just sitting on top of the grass like it was shhh at there, rather than growing from the grass

Yes that’s exactly how it forms - it doesn’t grow “out” of the grass as it were, but covers the strands as if they have been spattered with vomit. Nice I know.

Daisydoesnt · 19/07/2021 18:13

Dog vomit slime/ mould photos. Sometimes it’s more of a yellowy clump, sometimes there’s lots of the whitish stuff along the strands of grass

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