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AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

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Meltinthemiddle · 13/07/2021 19:29

When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

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bhy123 · 14/07/2021 08:42

I did think he played well in the Euros though and should have had more game time. I'd also love to know why he was wearing one pink fluffy slipper when he crashed his car?

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 14/07/2021 08:43

@bhy123

I'm always bemused that Grealish seems to pick his shorts from the children's sizes box and are far too tight. Clearly this is a deliberate ploy on his part as presumably he thinks it shows off his "assets" but it looks a bit desperate. As does the pulling up the legs of his shorts for no real reason (or are they so tight that he can't move in them otherwise?)
I've thought this too but honestly I'm not going to complain about it.
VoiceFaceArse · 14/07/2021 08:43

Not gonna stop you.

Well, you couldn’t anyway. Weird. 😇

SimonJT · 14/07/2021 08:46

@bhy123

I'm always bemused that Grealish seems to pick his shorts from the children's sizes box and are far too tight. Clearly this is a deliberate ploy on his part as presumably he thinks it shows off his "assets" but it looks a bit desperate. As does the pulling up the legs of his shorts for no real reason (or are they so tight that he can't move in them otherwise?)
Lots of players do it as its harder for other players to grab your clothes, thats why football shirts are tighter now.
GrealishHairband · 14/07/2021 08:53

Big sigh at the thought of Grealish and his tight shorts…

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 09:03

@GrealishHairband

Stop it. It's too early and I'm sleep deprived yet again.

TheVolturi · 14/07/2021 09:27

Ahhh men admire young women every day. Of course we can appreciate a fine looking young man! JG is not my cuppa tea, but I did enjoy watching Kalvin Phillips! Those thighs!

bhy123 · 14/07/2021 09:30

"Lots of players do it as its harder for other players to grab your clothes, thats why football shirts are tighter now."

I understand that but there's close fitting and there's skin-tight. In fairness, when they're on tv, his shorts do stand out as a little on the extreme end. Here's a photo... (sorry can't seem to attach properly so may be rather big)

bhy123 · 14/07/2021 09:32

Try again…

AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....
bhy123 · 14/07/2021 09:33

Looks a little pervy that the cropped photo is of their bums. Not intentional I promise....

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 09:33

@bhy123

Judging by the thirst I've seen for him, he might wanna change his shorts.

Otherwise, he'll be the sole reason for a water shortage in England.

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 14/07/2021 09:33

Lol his shorts are so much smaller than Harry Kane's 😂

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 09:35

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

He's rolled his shorts up. Part of the number is missing.

Maybe we could all have a whip round to get him shorts that actually fit him. Or we could just keep staring? I'm easy.

hugocat · 14/07/2021 09:38

I think he's gorgeous and I'm 40. He will get better with age like Beckham and sexy AF by 40

bhy123 · 14/07/2021 09:39

I think the whip round may need to cover two pairs of shorts as he seems to have the same problem with his club shorts too..

AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....
MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 09:42

@bhy123

I hope people have got deep pockets then, because he's gonna need more, for the away and third kits too.

StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind · 14/07/2021 09:42

I think he should be banned from ever changing his shorts. They do not need to be bigger.

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 09:43

@StrawberryLipstickStateOfMind

The shorts in that Villa pic look like hotpants.

Not that complaining, just worried he might get a bit chilly.

weekend2021 · 14/07/2021 09:45

@MrsJackGrealish

He can practice on you then, and I’ll reap the benefits later Grin

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 09:47

@weekend2021

Sorry, but no. I'll ruin him for other women.

Show him how an Essex girl does it.

Tal45 · 14/07/2021 09:51

I put his name into google to see pictures and in the first one I saw he had a TOWIE quiffy hairstyle. So yes YABVU.

weekend2021 · 14/07/2021 09:57

**@ MrsJackGrealish

Well I’m a Northerner, so he may wish to compare, but you’d never see him again

Vindawoo · 14/07/2021 10:01

@BoysTownGang

I’m in my 50s…

He’s not the brightest spark…

I would….

Just for the one afternoon….

Lovely smile, lovely legs….

Just so I could say ‘I’ve had him’😄

Oh my goodness Grin

bhy123 · 14/07/2021 10:02

Perhaps I can persuade some of you to change to a different shaped ball? The rugby players make the footballers look very unmanly by comparison.

There's also tight shorts on display for those of you that have shown this predilection...

MrsJackGrealish · 14/07/2021 10:03

@weekend2021

Keep dreaming, Northerner!!!

I wont need to dream Grin