AIBU to perve over Jack Grealish....

[Meltinthemiddle]

When I'm old enough to be his mother (a very young mother may I add). Ive become a bit obsessive since the Euros I can't stop looking at his gorgeous legs 😍 think I may need help! 😬

He do is a big fat yes from me. He’s like a grown up mature Jack.

*hendo

@GrealishHairband

Yep. Just watching him doing up Saka and Jack's ties.

Sigh.....

And he’s on holiday with his missus and kids. Hendo is definitely the keeper whereas Jack is the (really hot) ONS.

Yep. He is definitely the marry part of, Marry, Shag, Kiss.

Jack being the shag part.

Oooh. Good game.
Shag Jack
Marry Hendo
Avoid Kane. He just does nowt for me.

Just didnt wanna seem desperate.

I think that ship sailed a while ago.

@MsMarple

His retro hair is taking me back to my youth!

Before he was even born… gah

Aaahhh yes, the curtains.

I was do in love with a guy at youth club with curtains, Fila Track Suit and high tops. Soooo hot.

Blimey, he looks like yer one from East 17 in that last picture.
The one who ran himself over with his own car as he dropped his baked potato.

@TheSpottedZebra whenever I think of that story it makes me laugh.

@WunWun

It does seem a bit of a weird thing to post on here of all places. Imagine the response if an older guy was posting this about a young woman.

To be fair though no man would ask they'd just do it. Blatantly. Even if the object of admiration was only 12.

They'd probably be more graphic than admire a fine pair of legs.

At least the OP has the grace to acknowledge the age gap

@TheSpottedZebra

Say what!!!

That sounds more comical than it should.

@TheDogsMother

For those of you who are Grealish fans I will just leave this here.

Gosh what a gorgeous specimen

The footballer isn't bad either

@Catchthepigeons

I'm all for perving over men but I just don't see it with grealish. I do however recommend a Google of Gérard pique

Or Lee Sharpe in his prime.

Eric Cantona at any age

[quote MrsJackGrealish]@TheSpottedZebra

Say what!!!

That sounds more comical than it should.[/quote]
Nope, it really is that funny!

Just leaving this

@TheSpottedZebra

That is one of those, no one would believe it happened if no one saw it, stories.

What a knob!

@PippaHugo

Bill Wyman aged 52 married Mandy Smith aged 18, and no one batted an eye lid! It is no different.

God that was indeed grim.

@Greysofa

Absolutely not. He’s not the sharpest tool in the box and is meant to be a real player despite having a long term girlfriend whom he keeps quiet about (not that people have a right to know his private life). Repeatedly ‘slides into the DM’s’ and arranges hook ups. Broke lockdown repeatedly to party and sleep around. Rumoured that the ‘injury’ that kept him out for so long last season was actually a failed drugs test and subsequent ban. Meant to be a huge fan of the white stuff! Along with the whole drink driving crash makes him totally unappealing.

Missing the point entirely but ... what does it mean to slide into DMs? Is it sleazy? It sounds like it is

Course it’s sleazy. It means private (or direct) messaging a member of the opposite sex, usually on insta, in the hope of getting ahem, acquainted.

[quote GrealishHairband]@EishetChayil sounds like I’d probably want to shag your aunt Janice as well then [/quote]

@tellmewhentheLangshiplandscoz

To slide into the DMs is online slang for sending someone a direct message on social media slickly and coolly, often for romantic purposes.

@TheSpottedZebra

Blimey, he looks like yer one from East 17 in that last picture. The one who ran himself over with his own car as he dropped his baked potato.

I've also never heard this!! It wasn't Tony Mortimer was it? Loved him.

@tellmewhentheLangshiplandscoz

It was Brian.

often for romantic purposes

Romance truly is dead if that’s now romance. I presume you’re using the term romance here very ‘loosely’ which seems appropriate on this thread. 😬